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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.
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What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.
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Why do men like masturbation? It's sex with someone they love.
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
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What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.
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Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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