Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore.
How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!
"I'm going to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. But it is just a formality." "Who told you that?" "Gynecologist."
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
30 degrees... It was so cold out today that even the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets.
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
Chuck Norris can change the tire on a car while it's still moving.
Q: Why do they say elephants never forget? A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.