Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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How can you tell if a novel is homosexual?
The hero always gets his man in the end.
Charles isn't in charge.
Chuck is!
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Why was cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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What's a moo hoo for grazing school?
Grass class.
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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