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First cannibal: "I can't find anything to eat!" Second cannibal: "But the jungle's full of people."  First cannibal: "Yes, but they're all very unsavory."
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Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
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What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.
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We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
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What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late.
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