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Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore.
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How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!
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"I'm going to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. But it is just a formality." "Who told you that?" "Gynecologist."
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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
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30 degrees... It was so cold out today that even the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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Chuck Norris can change the tire on a car while it's still moving.
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Q: Why do they say elephants never forget? A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
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