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"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
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Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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What's a teddy bears favourite pasta? Tagliateddy.
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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day? After a week he was spotless.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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