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A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church. He got colt feet.
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Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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Q: What fragrance makes you laugh? A: Essense of humor.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
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Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?" Sam: "I don't know." Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark." Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"
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A Russian walks into a bar and orders a beer. "That will be one ruble," says the bartender. "One ruble!" the customer protests, "last week it was only fifty kopeks!" "Well," replies the bartender, "it's fifty kopeks for the beer and fifty kopecs for the perestroika." Reluctantly, the customer gives the bartender a ruble, and is surprised when the bartender gives him back fifty kopecs and says, "We are out of beer."
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A compass „Drinker": loose your limbs, find your North, let us dance!
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Q: What do you call a women who does as much work as a man? A: A lazy b*tch.
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Q: How do you eat a frog? A: You put one leg behind each ear.
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