First cannibal: "I can't find anything to eat!" Second cannibal: "But the jungle's full of people." First cannibal: "Yes, but they're all very unsavory."
Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.
We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late.