Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began. "ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ." "Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P? "It's running down my leg."
Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
A girl visited her boyfriend, which was still living with his mother, at his house. His mother had Puritan principals. The mother, as long as the girl was there, didn’t even try to hide her dislike feelings for his son’s choice. "Mom, can I escort Helen?" The girl, waiting to hear a cold hearted "no", she surprised hears: "Sure... You can! Escort her... to the corner with your eyes!"
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.
Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.