Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?" Sam: "I don't know." Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark." Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"
A Russian walks into a bar and orders a beer. "That will be one ruble," says the bartender. "One ruble!" the customer protests, "last week it was only fifty kopeks!" "Well," replies the bartender, "it's fifty kopeks for the beer and fifty kopecs for the perestroika." Reluctantly, the customer gives the bartender a ruble, and is surprised when the bartender gives him back fifty kopecs and says, "We are out of beer."
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
Q: What do you call a women who does as much work as a man? A: A lazy b*tch.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
A compass „Drinker": loose your limbs, find your North, let us dance!
Kind of surprised hipsters haven't started tying their beard's in man buns yet.
What is the slowest racehorse in the world? A clotheshorse.
Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.