The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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