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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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Chuck Norris can change the tire on a car while it's still moving.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
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What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean? A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
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Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: They are easier to keep amused.
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Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? A: Because then the children have to play inside.
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Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear. The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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