Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung? A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!
Q: Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game? A: There was a face-off in the corner.
Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
Two women are digging in the garden. One pulls out a foot-long carrot. She says, "This one reminds me of my husband." The second woman says, "Your husband's is that long?" "No that dirty."
Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
My uncle is with the FBI. They caught him in Cleveland.
Two hunters are stalking through the forest when one says to the other that he has to take a dump. "Well, go in the bushes." "What should I use to wipe my ass?" "Use a dollar bill." A few minutes later the hunter steps out of the bushes with s**t all over his hands. "What happened?" asks his friend. "I didn't have a dollar bill, so I used four quarters."
Teacher: "What is seven Q plus three Q?" Student: " Ten Q"Teacher: "You're Welcome."
What's the important part of a horse? The manr part.