Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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