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Q: What can popsicles do that men can't? A: Come in five flavors.
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Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
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Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
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Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son? Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.
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Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark.
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What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
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A diner complained, "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" His waiter replied, "That's entirely possible; our cook used to be a tailor."
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: life
Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
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has 52.17 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: black people
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