Why did Rosa Parks die?
She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter?
A: You would think R but it is the C that love.
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Q: Why couldn't the pony sing?
A: Because he's a little hoarse.
What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal?
A head hunter!
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Why did the bald man take up running?
To get some fresh 'air.