Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?
Just a phew.
Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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How should you treat a baby goat?
Like a kid.