Why did Rosa Parks die? She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter? A: You would think R but it is the C that love.
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.
What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal? A head hunter!
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.