Q: What can popsicles do that men can't? A: Come in five flavors.
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son? Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark.
What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail.
Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
A diner complained, "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" His waiter replied, "That's entirely possible; our cook used to be a tailor."
Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?