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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A: A shadow.
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‘Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.’ Spike Milligan
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Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
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Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
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Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man? A: The White man is working legally.
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There once was a girl named Suzy Brown Said no one could lay her down. Over the hill came Piss Paul Pete, With forty pounds of swinging meat. He took her in the long tall grass, Shoved his dick right up her ass. Then she blew one gnarly fart, Blew his ball two feet apart. Over the hill went Piss Paul Pete, With forty pounds of shredded meat.
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What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.
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