Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
If you want to lose weight, it is not so difficult as it seems. You only have to leave out the third breakfast, the fourth lunch and the fifth dinner.
Two drunks are sitting side by side in a bar. One of the drunks goes to the bathroom but neglects to button up his fly when he’s finished. He staggers back to the bar, sits on a bar stool, and his penis flops out on the bartop. The other drunk yells, ‘Snake!’ and hits the penis with a bottle. The first drunk shouts, ‘Hit it again! It just bit me!’
Yo mama so fat her chairs are buildings.
Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Yell at her.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.