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Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, her shadow quit.
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What do blondes put behind their ears to attract men? Their knees.
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It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
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Q: What do you call a woman with no a**hole? A: Divorced.
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard.
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Q: What is a bee that cant make up his mind? A: A maybe.
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Man: When I bend my arm like this it hurts? Doctor: Well, stop doing it!
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Q: What did the sergeant tomato say to the slacker soldier tomato? A: "You better catch up!"
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