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A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery." The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?" "Just rub toilet paper between them." Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?" "I don't know, but it worked for your ass."
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo? A: The lawyer charges more.
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.
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Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.
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What do blondes put behind their ears to attract men? Their knees.
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Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard.
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Q: What is a bee that cant make up his mind? A: A maybe.
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Man: When I bend my arm like this it hurts? Doctor: Well, stop doing it!
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