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Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water... That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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A blonde takes her typewriter to the doctor. "Doc, I'm afraid my typewriter is pregnant." The doctor asks, "Why in the world would you think that?" She says, "Because it's started missing its period."
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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Q: What is a black cat's favorite color? A: Purrrrrr-ple!
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Q: Why are two blonde girls fighting on a motorcycle? A: They are fighting because they both want to sit next to the window.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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Teens are at an awkward stage in their lives. They know how to make phone calls they just don't know how to end them.
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No chicken dies a virgin. They get laid at birth *slaps knee*.
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