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Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
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If you want to lose weight, it is not so difficult as it seems. You only have to leave out the third breakfast, the fourth lunch and the fifth dinner.
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Two drunks are sitting side by side in a bar. One of the drunks goes to the bathroom but neglects to button up his fly when he’s finished. He staggers back to the bar, sits on a bar stool, and his penis flops out on the bartop. The other drunk yells, ‘Snake!’ and hits the penis with a bottle. The first drunk shouts, ‘Hit it again! It just bit me!’
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Yo mama so fat her chairs are buildings.
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Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Yell at her.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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