Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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