Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado.
Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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