Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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