Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.