Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
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When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies.
We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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