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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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