Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.