Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken.
It´s Chuck Norris´s leg.
He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people.
They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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