Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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