Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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Charlie Sheen winning?
Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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