Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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