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Luke: Why did the M&M go to school? Stan: I’m stumped. Luke: Because he really wanted to be a Smartie!
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A husband and wife sleep in separate twin beds. One night he asks his wife to come over to his bed to fool around. As the wife gets up to walk over to his bed, she trips over the carpet and falls flat on her face. The husband looks up concerned and says, "Oh did my little wifey fall on her little nosey wosey?" She laughs and gets in his bed. When they are done, she gets up to go back to her bed and falls over the rug again. Her husband looks over his shoulder to see her on the floor, rolls over and says, "Clumsy bitch."
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Small boy to friend: ‘What would you do if a girl kissed you?’ Friend: ‘I’d kiss her back. What would you do?’ Small boy: ‘I’d kiss her front.’
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has 51.54 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: sex
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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has 51.54 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis? The man.
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has 51.53 % from 280 votes. More jokes about: men, sex
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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has 51.49 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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has 51.47 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
For their 10th anniversary, a wife surprises her husband by wearing the lingerie she wore on their wedding night. She asks her husband what his exact thoughts were 10 years ago when he first saw her in the lingerie. He says, "I wanted to suck your tits dry and f**k your brains out." "Well, what do you think today?" He says, "I think I did a good job."
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has 51.47 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!
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has 51.46 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: kids, music
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, health, sex
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