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Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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Two russian guys are walking down the street and they find a $100. So one says, "Ok, lets buy bread for $1 and the rest we spend on vodka?." The other says, "I don't get it, why do we need so much bread?."
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Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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What did the flower say to be the bee? "Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
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What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal? A head hunter!
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When you try to change a man, you basically undertake his mother’s role; And she made him eat spinach and study for school...
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
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