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There are only two kinds of computer. The latest model, and the obsolete.
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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My uncle is with the FBI. They caught him in Cleveland.
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I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair!
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Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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Kobe Bryant wears the number 24 to remind himself about how many seconds he has to hog the ball.
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A guy is going down on a prostitute. During the process he pulls out a piece of corn. Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues. Then he finds a chunk of carrot and a pea, and he says, "I think I am going to be sick." The whore looks up and says, "That's what the last guy said!"
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Q: Why can women play hockey? A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
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Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice? He was a sherbet!
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What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.
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