Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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A young couple get between the sheets for the first time.
In a flash it’s over.
The boy says, ‘If I’d known you were a virgin I’d have taken more time.’
His girlfriend replies, ‘If I’d known you were going to take more time I’d have taken off my tights.’
Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids?
A: Cocoa puffs.
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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car?
A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.