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Chuck Norris can change the tire on a car while it's still moving.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
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What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean? A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
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Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: They are easier to keep amused.
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Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? A: Because then the children have to play inside.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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