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Q: What goes "oom... oom"? A: A cow walking backward!
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Yo momma is so short she poses for trophies!
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If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
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Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.
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What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
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has 51.65 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, kids
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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Why did Rosa Parks die? She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: racist
Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: family, flirt, sex
Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter? A: You would think R but it is the C that love.
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, love, pirate
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