How should you treat a baby goat?
Like a kid.
Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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Chuck Norris can change the tire on a car while it's still moving.
Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow?
You just don't follow him that close!
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What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge?
Cool music.
Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A: They are easier to keep amused.
Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
A: Because then the children have to play inside.