Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?
Just a phew.
Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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How should you treat a baby goat?
Like a kid.
Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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Chuck Norris can change the tire on a car while it's still moving.