Q: What goes "oom... oom"? A: A cow walking backward!
Yo momma is so short she poses for trophies!
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Why did Rosa Parks die? She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!
Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter? A: You would think R but it is the C that love.