Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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My kids get along great when they're sleeping.
Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?
Just a phew.
Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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How should you treat a baby goat?
Like a kid.
Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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