Q: When will scientists cure the common cold?
A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal?
A head hunter!
What did the flower say to be the bee?
"Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
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Two russian guys are walking down the street and they find a $100.
So one says, "Ok, lets buy bread for $1 and the rest we spend on vodka?."
The other says, "I don't get it, why do we need so much bread?."
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"
A: "You can't tuna fish."
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers?
In trouble.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers?
Coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers?
Prison Warden.
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When you try to change a man, you basically undertake his mother’s role;
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