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Q: How do you know when an Asian robs your house? A: Your technology has been upgraded, your homework is finished, but he's still trying to back out of your drive way.
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has 56.42 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: asian, driving, school, technology
Q: If a man crashes his car into a woman who's fault is it? A: Well what was the man doing driving in the kitchen...
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has 56.42 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: car, driving, women
What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.
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has 56.42 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: racist
A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
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has 56.41 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Q: Why do blondes need to have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex.
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has 56.40 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: sex
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid
what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion? A crime stopper!
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What' is Hillary Clinton favorite movies? A: Kill BILL 1 and 2.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, marriage, political, sex
A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!" "I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad. "You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble." "What are you talking about? That's one of the largest banks in the state," he said. "there must be some mistake." "I don't think so," she sniffed. "They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, 'Insufficient Funds'."
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: money
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country. After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!" She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?" The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try. The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157." The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car. Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said. "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, math
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