The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
Why was the name "P.M.S." chosen ?
Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken...
Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."
Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.