The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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Q: What travels at 200km's a hour?
A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E?
A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"
Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter?
A: You would think R but it is the C that love.
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