Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Q: What did the sergeant tomato say to the slacker soldier tomato?
A: "You better catch up!"
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo?
A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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