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What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs.
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What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station? Because it's a mane-lion station.
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What do you call a show full of lions? The mane event.
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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