What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station? Because it's a mane-lion station.
What do you call a show full of lions? The mane event.
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation