Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
Q: What did the sergeant tomato say to the slacker soldier tomato?
A: "You better catch up!"
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo?
A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.
Q: What travels at 200km's a hour?
A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E?
A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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