Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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Q: What did the sergeant tomato say to the slacker soldier tomato?
A: "You better catch up!"
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo?
A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.
Why was the name "P.M.S." chosen ?
Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken...
Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."
Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.