Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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