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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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Whats the only thing darker than a black man? His Future.
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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As a member of the organization that installs computer systems aboard Navy ships, I am mindful of how important the off-ship e-mail capabilities are to sailor morale, especially when some vessels are deployed for up to six months. One day while shopping at the base commissary, I noticed another crucial aspect of my job. I was behind a frazzled mother with two active children, and as I watched, she stalked over to where her young son had perched himself on the rail of the freezer case. "If you don't get off there right now," she commanded, "I'm going to e-mail your father!"
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: computer, kids, navy, technology, time
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Q: What do a gay and a garbage truck have in common? A: Both take it in the rear.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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