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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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A grandmother was pushing her little grandchild around Wal- Mart in a buggy. Each time she put something in the basket she would say, "And here’s something for you, Diploma." or "This will make a cute little outfit for you, Diploma." and so on. Eventually a bewildered shopper who’d heard all this finally asked, "Why do you keep calling your grandchild Diploma?" The grandmother replied, "I sent my daughter to the University of Virginia and this is what she came home with!"
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: kids, school
Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, god, priest
Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle? A: They both get fucked up when they're on their backs.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde
After nine years of marriage, a butcher's wife is tired of her husband's morning flatulence. She warns him that he'll fart his guts out. One night, the wife decides to put pig scraps in his pants, so he will think that he actually farted his guts out and stop the flatulence. The next morning, the husband goes to the bathroom. Two long hours later, he comes out and says, "You were right about me farting my guts out. But with the grace of the dear Lord and these two fingers. I got them back in there!"
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has 50.88 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, husband, marriage, wife
What do you call a black guy in a coffin? A box of chocolate.
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has 50.88 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: racist
I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology". One of them responded. "You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
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has 50.80 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, Facebook, friendship, stupid
The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed. The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".
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has 50.78 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: sex
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