Where does an Irish family go on holiday?
A different bar.
It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.
Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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