Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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Why was the name "P.M.S." chosen ?
Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken...