What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?
Cold cream.
Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum.
Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean.
The sharks headed for land.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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A woman went shopping.
She walks to checkout counter and then the salesman packs all her groceries: milk, cheese, orange juice, half of bread, bar of soap, toothpaste...
All of a sudden the salesman asks her:
"You're single, aren't you?"
A bit surprised woman smiles and answers:
"That's right, but how did you guessed that?"
"Because you're so ugly."
Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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