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What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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A woman went shopping. She walks to checkout counter and then the salesman packs all her groceries: milk, cheese, orange juice, half of bread, bar of soap, toothpaste... All of a sudden the salesman asks her: "You're single, aren't you?" A bit surprised woman smiles and answers: "That's right, but how did you guessed that?" "Because you're so ugly."
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
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