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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys? Rhesus Pieces.
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Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
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Q:Where do you find giant snails? A:On the ends of their fingers.
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Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.
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There were two blondes, and they had just came from a store. The blonde that owned the mustang had locked her keys in the car. She was trying to pick the lock when she stoped to rest for a second. When she sat down, her friend said, "Hurry up, it's starting to rain and the top's down!"
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Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?  A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
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Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?  A: An IN-body experience!
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