Why are little girls better than little boys? Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day and he really needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled, "Teacher, Teacher, I have to go pee pee!" The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, you should be old enough to know that this is not the proper word to use?" "The correct word would be urinate." "Now Johnny, would you please use the word urinate in a sentence?" Little Johnny thought for a moment then said:, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger boobs you'd be a ten!"
What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? You come in one and you go in the other!
Why are black people good at basketball? Because they run, shoot and steal.
Viagra is like Disneyland; a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos.
A wife catches her husband masturbating under the shower and approaches him. The husband: Oh dear, it was so dirty that I had to rub it so hard... it almost hurts!
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.