Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
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There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
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Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
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Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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Your mama so dumb she thought the shoes Vans are actually vans.
Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A salad shooter.
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