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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Q: How do you recycle a condom? A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Your nails are so long when you come around the corner the police arrested you for dangerous weapons.
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Why do men name their penises? Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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