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Q: Why are men like diapers? A: They are always on your ass and full of sh*t, and thankfully, they're disposable.
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Your nails are so long when you come around the corner the police arrested you for dangerous weapons.
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Q: How do you recycle a condom? A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
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Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
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What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: men
Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
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