Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Q: Why are men like diapers?
A: They are always on your ass and full of sh*t, and thankfully, they're disposable.
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How do you weigh a whale?
On Whale Weigh Scales.
Q: How do you recycle a condom?
A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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