Q: Why are men like diapers? A: They are always on your ass and full of sh*t, and thankfully, they're disposable.
Your nails are so long when you come around the corner the police arrested you for dangerous weapons.
Q: How do you recycle a condom? A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.