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"And so, God came forth and proclaimed widescreen is the best" Sony 16:9
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
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Q: You know why women haven't landed on the moon? A: Because there is no shopping centre.
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Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S? 4Skin.
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Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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