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Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
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Q: You know why women haven't landed on the moon? A: Because there is no shopping centre.
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Your mama so dumb she thought the shoes Vans are actually vans.
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Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S? 4Skin.
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Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.
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Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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What's green and sits in the corner? That same baby three weeks later.
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