Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
Q: Why are men like diapers? A: They are always on your ass and full of sh*t, and thankfully, they're disposable.
How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.
Q: How do you recycle a condom? A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.