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A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher: What are you waiting for? Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
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has 50.90 % from 244 votes. More jokes about: math, school, student, stupid, teacher
She is so blonde, she studied for a blood test.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde, school
The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S? 4Skin.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: athlete
Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
"And so, God came forth and proclaimed widescreen is the best" Sony 16:9
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: bible, god, technology
If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, technology
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