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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs, with a ten inch penis? A: "Partially disabled."
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The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
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Q:How do you know when you are at a gay picnic? A:When all the hot dogs taste like shit!
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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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To give you an idea of the kind of season we've had, the person who handled our side of the scoreboard was sick for three weeks and nobody noticed.
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A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I’m horribly sick!” The doctor looks at her and asks, “Flu?” “No, I drove here.”
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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!
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Mother: Come on Pete you have to get out of bed or you'll be late for the college. Peter: O mum do I have to, all the teachers hate me, and all the students hate me too. Mother: Yes you do. Peter: Give me a good reason Mother: You're 52 and you are the Principal!
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