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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said lions.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
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