Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?
Cold cream.
The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines?
He drew 100 cats on the paper.
He thought the teacher had said lions.
Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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