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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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A woman went shopping. She walks to checkout counter and then the salesman packs all her groceries: milk, cheese, orange juice, half of bread, bar of soap, toothpaste... All of a sudden the salesman asks her: "You're single, aren't you?" A bit surprised woman smiles and answers: "That's right, but how did you guessed that?" "Because you're so ugly."
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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