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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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Q: Why are men like diapers? A: They are always on your ass and full of sh*t, and thankfully, they're disposable.
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Q: How do you recycle a condom? A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Why do men name their penises? Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Q: Why do hurricanes travel so fast? A: Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
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