If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
Q: Why are men like diapers? A: They are always on your ass and full of sh*t, and thankfully, they're disposable.
Q: How do you recycle a condom? A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
Why do men name their penises? Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.