Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?
Cold cream.
Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean.
The sharks headed for land.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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A woman went shopping.
She walks to checkout counter and then the salesman packs all her groceries: milk, cheese, orange juice, half of bread, bar of soap, toothpaste...
All of a sudden the salesman asks her:
"You're single, aren't you?"
A bit surprised woman smiles and answers:
"That's right, but how did you guessed that?"
"Because you're so ugly."
Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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