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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an eyewitness. “Exactly where were you at the time of the accident?” inquired the officer. “Mister,” exclaimed the telephone lineman, “I was at the top of the pole!”
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She is so blonde, she studied for a blood test.
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What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
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When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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"And so, God came forth and proclaimed widescreen is the best" Sony 16:9
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
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Q: You know why women haven't landed on the moon? A: Because there is no shopping centre.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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