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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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