Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer.
This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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