Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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