Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.