Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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Jesus is the son of God.
God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size.
When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies.
We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second.
It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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