Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Shhhhh...
Did you hear that?
Chuck did.
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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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