Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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