Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
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Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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