Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed went itself out of fear.
Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.