Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
No questions.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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