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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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