Joke #10000

Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Vote:
has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
Vote:
has 29.23 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
Vote:
has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
Vote:
has 83.90 % from 554 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.
Vote:
has 77.03 % from 305 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dad
Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
Vote:
has 53.15 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
Vote:
has 17.53 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
Vote:
has 46.43 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
Vote:
has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
Vote:
has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
Vote:
has 51.31 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty