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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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