Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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Chuck Noris once got his blood tested.
His blood type was AK-47.
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