Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.