Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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