Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?"
Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
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Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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