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Q: Why did the Atheist cross the road? A: He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn't believe it until he tested his hypothesis.
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark? A: A bird that will talk your ear off!
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
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Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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