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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down? A: KitKat Chunky.
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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world.
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A baby snake asked it's mom, "Mommy are we poisonous?" The mother snake responded, "Yes honey, but why do you want to know?" The baby snake responded, "Because I just bit myself..."
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What's at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time.
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Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth.
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Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine. Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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