Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag? A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong sock today.
When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him a Republican.
The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed. The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.