Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag?
A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
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Why did the semen cross the road?
Because I wore the wrong sock today.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom?
A: Society!
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Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
He thought he was melting.
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A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it.
The genie said, "I will grant you one wish."
He said, "I wish I were smarter".
So the genie made him a Republican.
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The chicken and the egg are laying in bed.
The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed.
The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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