Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship.
The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need."
The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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Joke has 50.63 % from 204 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, mexican, racist, white people
Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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Did you hear about the gay French General?
He blew Napoleon's Bonaparte!
What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ?
A Pedophiles ass.
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This french guy he wants to learn English.
So one day he goes to an airport to learn "take off".
Then he goes to the zoo to learn "zebra".
Then he goes to the hospital "baby"
So one day he walks up too a hot girl on a beach in a bikini and he said "Take off zebra baby" (take off the bra baby).