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Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag? A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
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has 50.16 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food
Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong sock today.
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has 50.16 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, masturbation
When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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has 50.16 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
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has 50.06 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, insulting, racist, white people
Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
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has 50.04 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black people
A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him a Republican.
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has 50.03 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: democrat, genie, political, republican, stupid
The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed. The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".
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has 50.02 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: sex
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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has 50.00 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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has 50.00 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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has 50.00 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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