Q: Why did the Atheist cross the road?
A: He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn't believe it until he tested his hypothesis.
I'm like happy meal.
"Coz you are small and pretty?"
"No, coz I always c*m with a toy inside.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao?
Only Juan.
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet?
A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A: A bird that will talk your ear off!
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The woman comes with her husband to the psychiatrist and tells the psychiatrist:
"Please, do something with my man, because he thinks of himself that he is a horse."
The psychiatrist says: "Oh, it will be a long and expensive therapy."
The woman: "Ok, don´t worry, we can enough money because my husband has already won three times the horse racings."
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.