Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test and failed.
Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
Q: Why couldn't the witch have children? A: Her husband had a hallow weenie.
Santa Claus arrives to a kindergarten and gives each child a present. Everybody received really cool presents – racing car models, ship models and similar. But one kid got only a pair of socks. A kid comes to him and teases him with his received brand new Formula 1 model and laughs at this socks-kid: LHey, what a shitty present you have received, look at my super car" said the kid offensively. "So what, at least I don't have cancer…"
Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.