Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
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Snow.
One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender asks dude where did you get that.
And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
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Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
After any salary rise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.