Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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Q: Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
A: Because he had low "elf" esteem!
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
None!
They both hang from trees.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow?
You just don't follow him that close!
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