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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
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has 49.98 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
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has 49.97 % from 199 votes. More jokes about: asian, computer, racist, time
Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.
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has 49.96 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black people
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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has 49.96 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids
Q: Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? A: Because he had low "elf" esteem!
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has 49.95 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: doctor, elf, Santa
What's the difference between an apple and a black man? None! They both hang from trees.
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