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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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has 50.53 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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has 50.53 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
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has 50.53 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Snow. One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
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has 50.51 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: racist
No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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has 50.51 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks dude where did you get that. And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
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has 50.46 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: racist
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
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has 50.46 % from 280 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time, war
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
After any salary rise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: money
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: money
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