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They say whisky and petrol don’t mix. They do, but it doesn’t taste nice.
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All I ask for is the opportunity to prove that money doesn’t buy happiness...All most people want is a chance to prove money can’t make them happy.
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Budgeting: When you work out that the money you owe is exactly the same as the money you spent.
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I drink so much alcohol I’m afraid to smoke.
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Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food? A: Gaelic breath.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
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has 50.41 % from 218 votes. More jokes about: asian, computer, racist, time
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