Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house?
A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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My dad died on 9-11.
He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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Knock Knock
Whose there?
9/11
9/11 who?
I thought you said you would never forget.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
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What I want to know is how did a fool and his money get together in the first place?
Uncle gives little Johnny a £5 note for his birthday.
‘Spend it carefully,’ says Uncle.
‘Remember – a fool and his money are soon parted.’
Little Johnny replies, ‘Well you certainly handed it over fast enough.’
Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
There was a man who had at least four to five drinks of whisky every day of his adult life.
When he died, they cremated him, and it took two days to put out the fire!