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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
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Q: What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viagra? A: Oooh - Henry!
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I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
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Q: Why do Republicans avoid living on the West Coast? A: They're scared to live that close to the edge of the Earth.
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Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.
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The matchmaker approached a single woman and told her he had a husband for her. “I’m ashamed to bring this up,” he said, “but the man wants to be sure you are compatible in bed. He wants, he says, a sample.” The woman was shocked. “Such a thing you ask a Christian virtuous woman? Such a crude person would suggest such a thing? He must be a barnyard animal, not a gentleman.” The matchmaker, trying to earn a fee, said, “He’s a pragmatic, man. After all, to him it’s not a big deal… just a sample.” She thought a minute. “A pragmatic man, is he? So tell him I don’t give samples. I can give him 50 or 60 references, if he wants, though.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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