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Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test and failed.
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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Q: Why couldn't the witch have children? A: Her husband had a hallow weenie.
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Santa Claus arrives to a kindergarten and gives each child a present. Everybody received really cool presents – racing car models, ship models and similar. But one kid got only a pair of socks. A kid comes to him and teases him with his received brand new Formula 1 model and laughs at this socks-kid: LHey, what a shitty present you have received, look at my super car" said the kid offensively. "So what, at least I don't have cancer…"
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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