Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car?
A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
Q: What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viagra?
A: Oooh - Henry!
I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
Q: Why do Republicans avoid living on the West Coast?
A: They're scared to live that close to the edge of the Earth.
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray?
A: Family research.
The matchmaker approached a single woman and told her he had a husband for her.
“I’m ashamed to bring this up,” he said, “but the man wants to be sure you are compatible in bed. He wants, he says, a sample.”
The woman was shocked. “Such a thing you ask a Christian virtuous woman? Such a crude person would suggest such a thing? He must be a barnyard animal, not a gentleman.”
The matchmaker, trying to earn a fee, said, “He’s a pragmatic, man. After all, to him it’s not a big deal… just a sample.”
She thought a minute. “A pragmatic man, is he? So tell him I don’t give samples. I can give him 50 or 60 references, if he wants, though.
Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos.
That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.