What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
The black ones steal your watch and rings.
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Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames?
A: A firecracker.
Q: Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
A: Because he had low "elf" esteem!
Why can't single women fart?
They don't get an asshole till they get married.
A boy washed with his mum in the bathroom and saw her vagina and asks:
"what the hell is this".
"It is called a cave" replied the mother.
The next day he washed with his father and saw his dick and asks
"what the heck is this".
"This is called little Johnny".
The next day he went to school and his teacher was mad that he came late to school so she told him to sing a song.
He started to sing
"when the black clouds came out of the mountain little Johnny ran into the cave."
Q: Why are gays so happy?
A: Becuase the luck does not have the courage turning back to them.
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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There's a faggot between Y and I on your keyboard... look!
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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How do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw a spoon down the stairs.
CHING CHANG CHONG TING.