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Q: When will scientists cure the common cold? A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
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What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
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How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
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Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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