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Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
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What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis? The man.
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Johnny comes home from school and asks his mom what is a "period". His mom says that "A period is when a woman needs to realease her dead egg cells". Johnny asks what color is it. She says it's red. Johnny said "I have one of those but mine is white and it makes babies."
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Question: What do you call a woman with two brain cells? Answer: Pregnant.
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Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? A: Because his wife died.
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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question!"
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Q:How do you know when you are at a gay picnic? A:When all the hot dogs taste like shit!
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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? You come in one and you go in the other!
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
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