Q: Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
A: Because he had low "elf" esteem!
Why can't single women fart?
They don't get an asshole till they get married.
There's a faggot between Y and I on your keyboard... look!
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Two chess players were in a hotel lobby, bragging to each other about their recent victories.
The manager comes over,
"Could you go to your rooms now, please?"
"Why?!"
"I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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My dad died on 9-11.
He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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Knock Knock
Whose there?
9/11
9/11 who?
I thought you said you would never forget.
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No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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Don't make 9/11 jokes, my dad died at the twin towers.
The best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
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