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Good: Your daughter has got a new job. Bad: As a call girl. Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients. Very ugly: She makes more money than you.
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What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
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A wife catches her husband masturbating under the shower and approaches him. The husband: Oh dear, it was so dirty that I had to rub it so hard... it almost hurts!
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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