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A husband and wife are eating soup. The wife spills soup all over her and says: "Oh no, I look like a pig" "Yes and you also have soup all over you!"
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, husband, marriage, wife
When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, travel
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
A rather obese man is very excited about his new job and wants to start work immediately. However, when he sits down at his computer, the only program installed was spreadsheets. Confused, the man calls over his boss and asks:"Why there is only excel installed on this computer?" His boss replies, "It was the only program in your size!"
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: fat, IT, work
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Question: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? Answer: The dog, because he’ll shut up after you let him in.
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dog, wife, women
Why did the blond speed on the highway? Because she thought the cars behind her where chasing her!!!!
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag? A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
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has 49.83 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food
Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
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has 49.80 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: dating, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test and failed.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: health, student, stupid, Yo mama
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