A boy washed with his mum in the bathroom and saw her vagina and asks:
"what the hell is this".
"It is called a cave" replied the mother.
The next day he washed with his father and saw his dick and asks
"what the heck is this".
"This is called little Johnny".
The next day he went to school and his teacher was mad that he came late to school so she told him to sing a song.
He started to sing
"when the black clouds came out of the mountain little Johnny ran into the cave."
Q: Why are gays so happy?
A: Becuase the luck does not have the courage turning back to them.
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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Why can't single women fart?
They don't get an asshole till they get married.
Q: Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
A: Because he had low "elf" esteem!
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?
Batman can go to the store without robin.
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There's a faggot between Y and I on your keyboard... look!
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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How do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw a spoon down the stairs.
CHING CHANG CHONG TING.