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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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Q:What's the worst thing your wife can say during sex? A:Honey I'm home.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: marriage, sex, wife
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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has 50.21 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, cop, racist, white people
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
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has 50.20 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: animal, racist, teacher
Girl: Babe I just gotta a tattoo of a sea shell on my thigh can you hear the ocean? *Pulls his head to her thigh* Guy: Nope, But I sure can smell the fish.
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has 50.20 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fish
Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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has 50.20 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: black humor, history, mean, women
Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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