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Q: What's long and hard and full of semen? A: A submarine.
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Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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Judge Claudia Jordan of Denver slipped a message to her clerk during a trial. The note said: “Blind on the right side. May be falling. Please call someone.” The clerk called 9-1-1. She told the judge not to worry, help was on the way. The judge made a noise. “I wanted someone from maintenance,” she said. The trouble was the window blinds on the courtroom’s right side. The judge appologized to the paramedics when they arrived.
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Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland? You are approaching the Russian border.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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