Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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Did you hear about the gay French General?
He blew Napoleon's Bonaparte!
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?
A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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fi yuo cna raed tihs whit no porlbem, yuo aer smrat. Shaer ti whit yuor fienrds.
I saw a girl crying, so I asked her "Where are your parents?" and she started crying even more.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
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What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
The black ones steal your watch and rings.
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Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames?
A: A firecracker.