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What's the difference between an apple and a black man? None! They both hang from trees.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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A student to his teacher: "I haven't got no pencil." Teacher, correcting him: "You don't have any pencil. He doesn't have any pencils. We don't have any pencils." Student, with a look of astonishment: "Where have all the pencils gone?"
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: school, student, teacher
Q: What do you call Santa Claus with muscles? A: Mr. XMass
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fitness
Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
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Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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