Q: What's long and hard and full of semen?
A: A submarine.
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Q: What does an elephant use as tampon?
A: A sheep.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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Judge Claudia Jordan of Denver slipped a message to her clerk during a trial.
The note said: “Blind on the right side. May be falling. Please call someone.”
The clerk called 9-1-1.
She told the judge not to worry, help was on the way.
The judge made a noise.
“I wanted someone from maintenance,” she said.
The trouble was the window blinds on the courtroom’s right side.
The judge appologized to the paramedics when they arrived.
Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland?
You are approaching the Russian border.
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.