Q: What do you call a cat that wants to have sex? A: freak.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells!
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
Q: There is a $100 bill sitting in the middle of a 4 way intersection, at one side there is a man hating dike, at another side, there is Santa, at another side there is the Easter Bunny, and at the las side there is a man loving lesbian. Who gets the $100 bill? A: The man hating dike because all others are a figure of your imagination.