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Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
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has 50.18 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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has 50.17 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dating, weather
Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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has 50.17 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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has 50.16 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
In an African city, there was a club that all its members had long dicks. On the other day, an European guy went to register his name in that club. When he knocked the doorkeeper asked the guy's penis length the guy said: "Mine is 10 inches long" The caretaker appeared at the door and begun laughing: "Here isn't a suitable place for you." The porter said, "Look at me I 've turned three time my dick around my waist so I'm only a caretaker and you by a baby dick."
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has 50.16 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geography, vulgar
Q: If a man crashes his car into a woman who's fault is it? A: Well what was the man doing driving in the kitchen...
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has 50.15 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: car, driving, women
How do you get a nigga out of a tree? Cut the rope.
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has 50.11 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: black people
Good: Your daughter has got a new job. Bad: As a call girl. Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients. Very ugly: She makes more money than you.
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has 50.06 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.
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has 50.02 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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has 50.00 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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