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Q: What do you call a cat that wants to have sex? A: freak.
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells!
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Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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Q: There is a $100 bill sitting in the middle of a 4 way intersection, at one side there is a man hating dike, at another side, there is Santa, at another side there is the Easter Bunny, and at the las side there is a man loving lesbian. Who gets the $100 bill? A: The man hating dike because all others are a figure of your imagination.
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