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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Doctor (to an absent-minded patient): "What is wrong with you?" Patient: "I am losing my memory. Please prescribe some medicine." Doctor (Handing him the prescription after a while): "Here, Take this." Patient: "Why are you giving me this prescription? I am perfectly all right."
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What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
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If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
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Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.
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Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: They can't get their heads in the jars.
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Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
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Your nails are so long when you come around the corner the police arrested you for dangerous weapons.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
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