Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
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Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A: A bird that will talk your ear off!
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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Whats the difference in a seagull and a babys diaper?
A seagull flits across the shore and a baby shits across the floor.
Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.