Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?
A) It doesn't matter, he won't come!
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
Europe
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If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A: A bird that will talk your ear off!
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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