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Billy woke up in the middle of the night, thirsty. Instead of going to the kitchen though, he goes to his parents’ bedroom, while they were about to have sex and his father had a condom in his hand. The father, surprised by his son entrance, bent over pretending to look for something. "What are you looking for?" Billy asked. "Aw, well..hmm.. I’m looking for a little mouse!" the father lied. So, Billy spontaneously: "Why..? To “jump” it..?"
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Its my birthday today. My wife has said that shes going to make it my most special birthday ever... I wonder where shes going ?
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HOW did an Intelligent BOY PROPOSE to a Girl. He TOOK the Girl ALONG with him on a BOAT & in the MIDDLE of River said: "LOVE ME or LEAVE the BOAT."
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English man Irish man Scotch man are in a desert, they got captured by the Germans. The Germans say, I will give you one thing before you die. The Englishman man say water, the Scotch man say whiskey, the Irish man says a car door. The Germans say, why do you want a car door. The Irish man says, because when it gets hot, it can wind down the window.
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
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What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding? A baby in a microwave.
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Q: What is height of Suicide? A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.
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Two kittens on a sloped roof. Wchich one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.
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