Two girl sprinters are training for the 100 metres race.
One says to the other: "You won't believe this, but I've just run 100 metres in 10 seconds."
The other says: "But that's impossible, that's the world record."
So the other says: "Ah hah, but I took a short cut."
Q: Why did the Atheist cross the road?
A: He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn't believe it until he tested his hypothesis.
Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
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Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A: A bird that will talk your ear off!
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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