Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race?
A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
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A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
Q:What's the worst thing your wife can say during sex?
A:Honey I'm home.
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Q: Who was the best business woman in the Bible?
A: Pharoah's daughter – she drew a profit from the rush at the bank.
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
Q: What do you call a cat that wants to have sex?
A: freak.
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What happened when the soldier went into an enemy bar?
He got bombed.