Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is firstname.lastname@example.org
Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.