Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
Q:What's the worst thing your wife can say during sex?
A:Honey I'm home.
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
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