Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?
After a week he was spotless.
Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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There was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said "Doctor I have a fever”"
The doctor said, "you will have to take 4 spoons of the medicine."
The sick one said, "but doctor, I only have 3 spoons what shall I do?"
If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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