Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day? After a week he was spotless.
Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
There was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said "Doctor I have a fever”" The doctor said, "you will have to take 4 spoons of the medicine." The sick one said, "but doctor, I only have 3 spoons what shall I do?"
If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.