Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.
When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is email@example.com
Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.