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Q: What happens when you feed gun powder to a chicken? A: Egg-splosion
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Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
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These two drunks walk out of a bar and see a dog across the streets licking its own nuts. First guy says "Man, sure wish I could do that." Second says "I dunno, I think I'd pet him first."
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Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria.
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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
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I wouldn’t say that inflation is making my life difficult, but I’m now starving on an income I used to dream about.
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Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Doritos.
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Q: What is so ironic about Atheists? A: They're always talking about God.
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