50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
Q:What's the worst thing your wife can say during sex?
A:Honey I'm home.
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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What happened when the soldier went into an enemy bar?
He got bombed.
Q: Who was the best business woman in the Bible?
A: Pharoah's daughter – she drew a profit from the rush at the bank.