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Why was cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.
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What do you call a computer that takes 15 minutes to start, freezes if you try to do more than one thing at a time, crashes regularly and causes you to swear under your breath throughout the day? Cutting edge.
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Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.
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Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
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Q: What’s the difference between men and pigs? A: Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.
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Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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Q: What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake? A: Must be an earthquake.
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Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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‘Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.’ Spike Milligan
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Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one trashcan? A: One dead person in ten trashcans!
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