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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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What do you get when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Dough Nuts!
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
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has 49.74 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, morbid, racist, sport
Q: Why haven't they sent any women to the moon? A: Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.
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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
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Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
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Q. Why don't little girls fart? A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.
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Q: Why do Jews have so big noses? A: Because the air is free.
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