A blonde, a brunette and a redhead go on holiday to a tropical island. The brunette takes a beach umbrella, the redhead takes a crate of suntan oil, and the blonde takes a car door. ‘What are you doing with a car door?’ asks the redhead. The blonde replies, ‘If it gets too hot, we can roll the window down.’
Men are like.....Coffee The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
What do blondes put behind their ears to attract men? Their knees.
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?" The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had." The bartender says, "What do you have?" The guy says, "75 cents."
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths? A: Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper, and a guy comes over and asks "Are you reading that?" I didn’t know what to say. So I said yes. I stood up, turned the page, and sat down again.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its ass back.
Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.