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After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out. "A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—" The flustered agent interrupted. "I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."
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has 50.20 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, customer service, phone, stupid
Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
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has 50.18 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
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has 50.17 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.
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has 50.17 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, Fathers day, kids, sex
Q: Why do they say elephants never forget? A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
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has 50.16 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: elephant, memory, political, republican
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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has 50.16 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science
Little Johnny was always late for school. When asked why he said he had to eat his popsicle. Without thinking the teacher told him to eat half his popsicle and save the other half in his pocket. Next day Johnny was on time. The teacher had history class. "What are the people in Asia called", she asked a student. "Asians", said the student. "What are the people in Africa called". "Africans" said the student. Then she asked Johnny, "What are the people in Europe called", but Johnny didn't know so the girl behind him whispered, "Euro pean." To that Johnny said, "No I'm not, that's just my popsicle."
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has 50.16 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, food, little Johnny, school, teacher
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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has 50.16 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
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has 50.16 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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has 50.16 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, stupid
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