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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
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Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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