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Q: Why haven't they sent any women to the moon? A: Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.
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has 49.72 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: travel, women
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
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has 49.69 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
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has 49.68 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
Question: What do you get if you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's witness? Answer: Someone who knocks on your door for no reason at all.
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has 49.68 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: atheist, religious
Q. Why don't little girls fart? A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.
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has 49.65 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: fart, marriage, sex
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!"
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has 49.63 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: game, kids, money, work
What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: men, relationship
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house? The whole vibe was anything ghost.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, party
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