What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is firstname.lastname@example.org
Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.