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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Q: How do you eat a frog? A: You put one leg behind each ear.
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Q: What is the worst thing about a vegetable? A: Spitting them back up in a wheelchair.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
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Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary? A: It runs in your genes.
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