The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.
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Why was cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?
After a week he was spotless.
Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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