The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
Why was cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.
Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day? After a week he was spotless.
Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.