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Why was the BLIND blonde sitting on newspaper? So she can lip read.
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- "Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school"? - "No, I had sex in high school."
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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