Q: Why haven't they sent any women to the moon?
A: Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.
Q. Why don't little girls fart?
A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.
Q: What does a homo say to another gay going on vacation?
A: Can I help you pack your shit?
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today?
A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
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Nigel, a college student is talking to a friend.
‘Y’ know,’ he says.
‘I think my room-mate is queer.’ ‘Why d’you say that?’ asks the student.
‘Well,’ replies Nigel.
‘Every time I kiss him goodnight he shuts his eyes.’
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!"
"I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!"
Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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Question: What do you get if you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's witness?
Answer: Someone who knocks on your door for no reason at all.
Why did the semen cross the road?
Because I wore the wrong sock today.
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A Chinese couple had a black baby.
They named him Sum Sing Wong.
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Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race?
A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
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