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What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!
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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
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A nun with big boobs boarded a bus and sat near a dude. The dude kept looking at the nun's boobs. The nun realized this. She held her rosary and asked, "Are you looking at Jesus on the cross?" The man said "No, I'm looking at the 2 thieves beside him."
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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs. Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes.
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A helium molecule walks in afterwards. The bellhop asks if he needs any help. Helium doesn't react.
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Why are little girls better than little boys? Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.
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Little Johnny was a chemist. Little Johnny is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
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What is a buttress? A female goat.
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Crude & Rude Dude A man's driving happily along in his car when he's pulled over by the police. The policeman approaches him and asks "Have you been drinking Sir?" "Why?" asks the man, "have I got a fat chick in my car?"
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What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream.
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