Q: Why haven't they sent any women to the moon? A: Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.
Q. Why don't little girls fart? A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.
Q: What does a homo say to another gay going on vacation? A: Can I help you pack your shit?
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today? A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
Nigel, a college student is talking to a friend. ‘Y’ know,’ he says. ‘I think my room-mate is queer.’ ‘Why d’you say that?’ asks the student. ‘Well,’ replies Nigel. ‘Every time I kiss him goodnight he shuts his eyes.’
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
Question: What do you get if you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's witness? Answer: Someone who knocks on your door for no reason at all.
Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong sock today.
A Chinese couple had a black baby. They named him Sum Sing Wong.
Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race? A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.