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Q: Why haven't they sent any women to the moon? A: Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.
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has 49.72 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: travel, women
Q. Why don't little girls fart? A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.
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has 49.72 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: fart, marriage, sex
Q: What does a homo say to another gay going on vacation? A: Can I help you pack your shit?
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has 49.69 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today? A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
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has 49.69 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting
Nigel, a college student is talking to a friend. ‘Y’ know,’ he says. ‘I think my room-mate is queer.’ ‘Why d’you say that?’ asks the student. ‘Well,’ replies Nigel. ‘Every time I kiss him goodnight he shuts his eyes.’
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has 49.69 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: sex
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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has 49.68 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: black people, genie, racist, women
Question: What do you get if you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's witness? Answer: Someone who knocks on your door for no reason at all.
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has 49.68 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: atheist, religious
Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong sock today.
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has 49.68 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, masturbation
A Chinese couple had a black baby. They named him Sum Sing Wong.
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has 49.65 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, communication, couple
Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race? A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
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has 49.65 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish
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