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What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.
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Question: How is a woman like a laxative? Answer: They both irritate the shit out of you.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Q: How do you eat a frog? A: You put one leg behind each ear.
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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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