Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to.
He knows CPR.
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Q: Why do they say elephants never forget?
A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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What did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice belt!
Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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How do you get a nigga out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
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Question: What do you get if you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's witness?
Answer: Someone who knocks on your door for no reason at all.
Good: Your daughter has got a new job.
Bad: As a call girl. Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Very ugly: She makes more money than you.