Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
There was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said "Doctor I have a fever”" The doctor said, "you will have to take 4 spoons of the medicine." The sick one said, "but doctor, I only have 3 spoons what shall I do?"
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.