What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.
Question: How is a woman like a laxative? Answer: They both irritate the shit out of you.
When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is firstname.lastname@example.org
Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
Q: How do you eat a frog? A: You put one leg behind each ear.
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.