Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house? The whole vibe was anything ghost.