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Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
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Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
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Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house? The whole vibe was anything ghost.
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