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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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There was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said "Doctor I have a fever”" The doctor said, "you will have to take 4 spoons of the medicine." The sick one said, "but doctor, I only have 3 spoons what shall I do?"
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
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