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Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
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"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?" "I believe he's eating your lettuce."
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.
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What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do.
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Q: What do builders use to make websites? A: Com.crete.
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Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
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While having their evening dinner together, a little girl looked up at her father and asked, "Daddy, you're the boss in our family, right?" The father was very pleased to hear it and confidently replied, "Yes my little princess." The girl then continued, "That's because mommy put you in charge, right?"
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Q: What do you get if you cross a football team with a flower center? A: Nottingham forest.
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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