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Knock Knock Whose there? 9/11 9/11 who? I thought you said you would never forget.
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has 49.99 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
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has 49.97 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: animal
I saw a girl crying, so I asked her "Where are your parents?" and she started crying even more. Man, I love working at the orphanage.
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has 49.95 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids
Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race? A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
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has 49.95 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish
Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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has 49.95 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, fish
There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left? 2 birds. The other 3 fly away!
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has 49.95 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: men
What did the mama bear say to her cub? "Don't go out in your bear feet!"
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has 49.95 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: kids
College student 1. If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen, you might be a college student. 2. If you live in a house with three couches, none of which match. 3. If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal. 4. If you have ever written a check for 45 cents. 5. If you have a fine collection of domestic beer bottles. 6. If you have ever seen two consectutive sunrises without sleeping. 7. If your glass set is composed of McDonald's Extra Value Meal Plastic Cups (ie.Olympic Dream Team I or II). 8. If your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads. 9. If you cannot remember when you last washed your car. 10. If you can pack your worldly possesions into the back of a pick-up (one trip). 11. If you have ever had to justify yourself for buying Natural Light. 12. If the first thing you do in the morning is roll over and introduce yourself. 13. If you average less than 3 hours of sleep a night. 14. If your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn't 15. If you go to Wal-Mart more than 3 times a week 16. If you eat at the cafeteria because it's "free", even though it tastes terrible. 17. If you are personally keeping the local pizza place from bankruptcy 18. If you wake up 10 minutes before class 19. If you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row -- without washing them 20. If your breakfast consists of a coke on the way to class 21. If your social life consists of a date with the library 22. If your idea of "doing your hair" is putting on a baseball cap 23. If it takes a shovel to find the floor of your room 24. If you carry less than a dollar on you at all times because that's all you have 25. If you haven't done laundry in so long you are wearing your swim suit to class 26. If your midnight snack is microwave popcorn 27. If you celebrate when you find a quarter 28. If your room is so cold that your toilet freezes over 29. If your walls are plastered with posters of half naked men or women (whichever your preference) 30. If you have built up a tolerence for beverages (he he he) 31. If you wear a sweat suit for so long that it stands up by itself 32. If your backpack is giving you Scoliosis 33. If you get more sleep in class than in your room 34. If your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some Ramen Noodles 35. If you can sleep through your roommate's blaring stereo 36. If you live in an area that is smaller than most mobile homes 37. If you get more e-mail than mail.
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has 49.94 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, beer, college, school, student
Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
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