What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal?
A head hunter!
At a Whitehouse party for past presidents.
Michelle Obama caught Barron Trump making faces at Sasha.
Michelle walked over to reprimand the child and said, "Barron, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."
Baron looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Obama, you can't say you weren't warned."
Good news, I've been given a goldfish for my birthday...
The bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!
What did the flower say to be the bee?
"Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
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A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."
"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
Halfway.
After that she's running out of the woods.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
We killed the only one with a dream.
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women?
An inmate.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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What did the mama bear say to her cub?
"Don't go out in your bear feet!"