What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?
Odour in court.
There was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said "Doctor I have a fever”"
The doctor said, "you will have to take 4 spoons of the medicine."
The sick one said, "but doctor, I only have 3 spoons what shall I do?"
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary?
A: It runs in your genes.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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You are so old, you fart dust.
How do you make a small fortune out of horses?
Start off with a large fortune!