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What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court.
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There was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said "Doctor I have a fever”" The doctor said, "you will have to take 4 spoons of the medicine." The sick one said, "but doctor, I only have 3 spoons what shall I do?"
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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary? A: It runs in your genes.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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You are so old, you fart dust.
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How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with a large fortune!
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