What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court.
There was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said "Doctor I have a fever”" The doctor said, "you will have to take 4 spoons of the medicine." The sick one said, "but doctor, I only have 3 spoons what shall I do?"
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary? A: It runs in your genes.
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
You are so old, you fart dust.
How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with a large fortune!