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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Q: How do you eat a frog? A: You put one leg behind each ear.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Q: What is the worst thing about a vegetable? A: Spitting them back up in a wheelchair.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary? A: It runs in your genes.
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