Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge.
By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard.
People now call it Bigfoot.
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A blonde walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?"
She replies, "Sorry, this is a library."
The blonde whispers, "Oh, sorry. May I have a burger and fries?"
Charlie Sheen winning?
Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud.
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock.
The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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