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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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There was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said "Doctor I have a fever”" The doctor said, "you will have to take 4 spoons of the medicine." The sick one said, "but doctor, I only have 3 spoons what shall I do?"
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water... That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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You are so old, you fart dust.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
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