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Q: What does a plumber need to know about his job? A: Sh*t runs downhill and payday is on Friday.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.
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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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