What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.
When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.
When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.
Cessna pilot: "Tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel. Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide! Do you have the airfield in sight?" Cessna: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is."
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already.
What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza? Little Seizures. What? To soon?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies.
How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party? When the cake jumps out of the girl!