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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
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What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.
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Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin.
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Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies? A: A rotisserie chicken.
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It's 4:04. Do you know where your auditor is?
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