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Little Johnny's brother, Little Jimmy, was in the toilet throwing Johnny's toys in the toilet. Johnny saw his brother doing this and yelled "JIMMY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" His brother replied "Next time you'll think twice before you don't let me play with you." Little Jimmy threw a toy car in the toilet and said "Bye bye, racecars!" Little Johnny stuck little Jimmy head in the toilet saying "Bye bye brother!"
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has 49.39 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: family, game, kids, little Johnny, mean
Boy while kissing his girlfriend: "Thank u baby... For give me your chewing gum.." Girl says, "This is not chewing gum my love. I’m suffering from cough!"
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has 49.37 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, love
What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar? Mating call
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has 49.36 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: fart, gay
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want no vacaine because I’m in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we’ll be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed. "You’re certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dentist, doctor, husband, women
Q. What do frogs do with paper? A. Rip-it!
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Q: There is a $100 bill sitting in the middle of a 4 way intersection, at one side there is a man hating dike, at another side, there is Santa, at another side there is the Easter Bunny, and at the las side there is a man loving lesbian. Who gets the $100 bill? A: The man hating dike because all others are a figure of your imagination.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: easter, life, men, money, Santa
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: computer, dad, geek, IT, technology
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