Why do cows like being told joke? Because they like being amoosed.
A pollock walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he sells condoms. We have some for 75 cents a peace. The man asks for two. The pharmacist calculates the total and says, "That will be $1.58 with tax, sir." The pollock says, "Oh, these come with tacks? I was wondering how you keep them on."
What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.
What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.
A lecturer who was drunk walked in a class. Ater few minutes he wanted to urinate, he ran out and open a zip slowly, so that he may urinate. After urinating, that's when he realized that the zip he opened was for a jacket.
When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.
When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.
Cessna pilot: "Tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel. Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide! Do you have the airfield in sight?" Cessna: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is."