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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.
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When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.
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When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
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Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.
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Cessna pilot: "Tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel. Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide! Do you have the airfield in sight?" Cessna: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is."
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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
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A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already.
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What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza? Little Seizures. What? To soon?
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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies.
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How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party? When the cake jumps out of the girl!
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