Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world...
Including himself.
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Did you hear about the man with five keen senses?
He still lacked common and horse!
The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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How did Stella get her groove back?
Permission from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat?
To the calf-ateria.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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