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Q: What's the slowest thing on 80 wheels? A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
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The judge asks the murderer: Why did you kill that old lady? For money.. But you got only 20 cents Yes, but killing five of them would already make a dollar.
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A schoolteacher was arrested today at Gatwick Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, the Home Secretary said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the police with carrying weapons of maths instruction.
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An old woman wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common."
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Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head? A: All you can eat under a buck.
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Wife comes out of a beauty salon and asks husband: "So, how do I look?" "Well, at least you tried..."
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Where are you going for vacation this year? I checked my budget and decided that I didn't get tired.
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
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