Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?
A hole-y Cow.
Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat?
To the calf-ateria.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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Q: How do you recycle a condom?
A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
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Doctor (to an absent-minded patient): "What is wrong with you?"
Patient: "I am losing my memory. Please prescribe some medicine."
Doctor (Handing him the prescription after a while): "Here, Take this."
Patient: "Why are you giving me this prescription? I am perfectly all right."