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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
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A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already.
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What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza? Little Seizures. What? To soon?
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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies.
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How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party? When the cake jumps out of the girl!
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A couple walked into the supermarket. They looked confused, so a clerk walked up to them and asked them what they wanted. The couple asked for a couple of lottery tickets. He gave the tickets to them, and they paid for them. The husband looked confused again. He asked the clerk, “What the hell do I do with these damn things?” The clerk replied, “Well, you're supposed to scratch the box and see if you've won anything.” The wife looked disgusted. "Oh please," she muttered. "What?" asked the clerk. "Oh nothing," she answered, "it's just that, well, he's been scratching down there for years, and he ain't won a damn thing."
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Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
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How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.
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Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
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How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins.
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