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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, dinosaur
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: computer, dad, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, men, Yo mama
Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"  Mother: „No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"
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has 49.34 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: animal, Christmas, dog, food, little Johnny
What is difference between woman and condom? None :-) Both of them spend more time in your wallet...than on your d*ck !
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has 49.34 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A beautiful princess comes upon a frog in a meadow near her castle. The frog hops into the princess' lap and says, "My lady, one kiss from you, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I once was, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set-up housekeeping in yon castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever be happy doing so." That night, as the princess dines on lightly sauteed frog legs, she chuckles to herself, "I don't f**kin' think so."
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has 49.31 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: animal, beauty, marriage
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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has 49.31 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: black people, Chuck Norris, racist, white people
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