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What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block.
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Q: What do you call a one-man quickie? A: A yankee.
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Q: What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street? A: Put them in a barking lot.
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What’s the difference between a black and a white bull? The white bull does: “Mooo”. The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
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Q: What does it look like when you microwave a baby? A: I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? That's a great TV show, isn't it?
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Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? A: An invalid.
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Teacher: Can you tell me where Napoleon came from? Pupil: Course I can. Teacher: Very good.
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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are stranded in the desert. A genie appears and gives each of them one wish. The redhead says " I wish I could fly" and flys away. The brunette says "I wish I was home" and teleports home. The blonde steps up, sighs, and says " I wish my friends were back.
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Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70? A: Because 69's a mouthful.
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