What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?
An encownter group.
What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?
Haremail.
A lecturer who was drunk walked in a class.
Ater few minutes he wanted to urinate, he ran out and open a zip slowly, so that he may urinate.
After urinating, that's when he realized that the zip he opened was for a jacket.
When do rabbits have buck teeth?
When their parents won't get them braces.
When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?
When it's on the train.
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice.
Except for Chris Brown.
Cessna pilot: "Tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel.
Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!
Do you have the airfield in sight?"
Cessna: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is."
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?
Rabbit Hood.
What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza?
Little Seizures.
What?
To soon?