The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?" The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.