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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.
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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.
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A lecturer who was drunk walked in a class. Ater few minutes he wanted to urinate, he ran out and open a zip slowly, so that he may urinate. After urinating, that's when he realized that the zip he opened was for a jacket.
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When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.
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When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
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Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
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Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.
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Cessna pilot: "Tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel. Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide! Do you have the airfield in sight?" Cessna: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is."
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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
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What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza? Little Seizures. What? To soon?
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