What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?
A nerd herd.
What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?
Haremail.
Why do polo bears like bald men?
Because they have a great, white, bear place.
What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown?
Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin.
What do tigers wear in bed?
Stripey pyjamas.
When should you feel sorry for a skunk?
When its spray pump is out of order!.
What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?
How slime flies.
Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
It's 4:04.
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