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In high school, you can't go out to lunch because it's not allowed whereas in college, you can't go out to lunch because you can't afford it.
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Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
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Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.
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Man: "What you have prepared to eat today?" Wife: "Nothing." Man: "But you did nothing yesterday." Wife : "I made it for two days."
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What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? It's ass.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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Abraham Lincoln can finish a play better than the 2013 Broncos.
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