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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Q: What does a plumber need to know about his job? A: Sh*t runs downhill and payday is on Friday.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
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Where do sharks come from? Sharkago.
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Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
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Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk." Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."
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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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