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The girl says to the guy; "Honest to God, tell me what you think... Can anyone love me?" "Yeah, for sure..." "And then... What are you waiting for...?"
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April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
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has 49.30 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan; "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer." "Yeah," Satan replies. "All the more for me!" God replies, "You better send them up here immediately." Satan says, "No way. I'm keeping them." God says, "Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you." Satan laughs uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
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has 49.26 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, god, lawyer, teacher
How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it.
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant, marriage
Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate than pro-lifers? A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, life, terrorist
Q: What do you get when you cross a elephant with a witch? A: I don’t know but she will need a very large broom!
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Two russian guys are walking down the street and they find a $100. So one says, "Ok, lets buy bread for $1 and the rest we spend on vodka?." The other says, "I don't get it, why do we need so much bread?."
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, food, money
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