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Grandmother is so stupid, she’s gone on the pill because she doesn’t want any more grandchildren.
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Hey! I don't have a mom, me and my dad share yours.
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Q: What are a couple of gay Mexicans called? A: Juan on Juan.
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Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
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has 48.80 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: black people
This Refrigeration Truck Driver goes into the bar and he asks the bartender "I'd like to have a shot of Gin." The bartender decides to have some fun with him. So the bartender says "All right, what kind of gin would you like?" The trucker said "You mean there's more than one kind of gin?" Bartender says "Sure. You've got Hydrogen, Oxyogen, and Nitrogen." The trucker said "Oh!!!! Well, did you know there are three kinds of turds?" Bartender says "What do you mean three kinds of turds?" Trucker says "Well, you've got Mustard, Custard, and you, you big shit. Now give me my gin."
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Three guys talk in a bar. Two discuss how they are king in their castles and how much their wives respect them. The third guy remains quiet. Finally, one guy turns to the quiet guy and asks, "What about you? do you rule your roost?" The quiet guy says, "Well, just the other night, my wife came to me on her hands and knees." "What happened then?" they ask. "She said, 'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man.'"
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Why don’t all the managers go into holiday at once? So people can’t see that the company works without them..
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This desperate guy named Jim goes to the whorehouse with 5$. He buys a the cheapest prostitute named Sandpaper Sally. As they start to have sex, Jim screams, "Ouch! Now I know why they call you Sandpaper Sally!" Sally scoots out of the room. Five minutes later she came back and Jim attempts sex once again. "What the hell happened?" asks Jim, "This is the best sex I''ve ever had!" Sally replies, "Oh, I just picked my scabs."
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