Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
She is so blonde, she studied for a blood test.
Q: You know why women haven't landed on the moon? A: Because there is no shopping centre.
Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
The girl says to the guy; "Honest to God, tell me what you think... Can anyone love me?" "Yeah, for sure..." "And then... What are you waiting for...?"
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.