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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark
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How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a elephant with a witch? A: I don’t know but she will need a very large broom!
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Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate than pro-lifers? A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, life, terrorist
Two russian guys are walking down the street and they find a $100. So one says, "Ok, lets buy bread for $1 and the rest we spend on vodka?." The other says, "I don't get it, why do we need so much bread?."
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, food, money
Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Amazing unbelievable facts 1. Isaac Newton was alive before he died 2. It takes 60 seconds to make a minute 3. Albert Einstein was born on his birthday 4. Morgan Freeman is called Morgan Freeman because his first name is Morgan and last name is Freeman
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: life
Q:What does one gay say to another homo sitting at the bar? A:"Do you mind if I push in your stool?"
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has 49.20 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: gay
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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