James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Yo mama so skinny...
She turned sideways and dissapeared
Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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This antique pocket watch has been in my family for generations.
It’s true.
My grandfather sold me it on his deathbed.
If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.
Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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One cure for a cold consists of three shots of whisky.
There are better remedies, but most people don’t want to hear them.