He was a very keen lawyer, he even named his daughter ‘Sue’.
Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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This antique pocket watch has been in my family for generations.
It’s true.
My grandfather sold me it on his deathbed.
If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.
Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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One cure for a cold consists of three shots of whisky.
There are better remedies, but most people don’t want to hear them.
If God had meant us to pay taxes, he’d have made us smart enough to fill in the return form.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
Using a credit card is a convenient way to spend money you wish you had.