The teacher asks a student "If you have $5 and billy takes $3, how much do you have left?" The student replies "Not enough for fucking lunch and billy ain't gonna have no got damn teeth left stealing my 3 dollars."
Q: What's the difference between Auschwitz and Sarajevo? A: At least they had gas in Auschwitz.
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
What is difference between woman and condom? None :-) Both of them spend more time in your wallet...than on your d*ck !