Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan?
He got cut off without a scent.
Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
Vote:
Chuck Norris has no need to walk.
The universe simply moves around him.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
Vote:
What is the golden rule for cows?
Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.
What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.
It's 4:04.
Do you know where your auditor is?
Vote:
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?
A stinkasaurus.
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!