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What do tigers wear in bed? Stripey pyjamas.
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When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!.
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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies.
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Where do sharks come from? Sharkago.
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Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
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It's 4:04. Do you know where your auditor is?
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
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