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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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has 49.20 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What is Moby Dick's dad's name? A: Papa Boner
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has 49.20 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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has 49.19 % from 283 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "If I have 5 cookies, and I give you 2, how many cookies do I have left?" Little Johnny replies, "Zero, you're giving me more than just 3 cookies. I'm taking all 5 baby!" The teacher just facepalms herself. "I can strongly suggest that you work on your math skills Johnny." the teacher suggests. "Oh I know math, one man plus one girl, subtract a condom, equals a baby!" Little Johnny says.
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has 49.12 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, little Johnny, math, teacher
Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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has 49.12 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, fish
Two condoms are walking down the street when they walk by a gay bar. One condom says to the other, "Hey man, you wanna get shit-faced?"
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has 49.09 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: bar, gay, sex
Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours. Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour. As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says: Gorgonzola! Wait, it is not on yet.
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has 49.06 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam? A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
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has 49.06 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
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has 49.06 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, morbid, racist, sport
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
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has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, celebrity, kids
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