Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent.
Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.
What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.
It's 4:04. Do you know where your auditor is?
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? A stinkasaurus.
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!