When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts." The doctor asks, "What do you mean?" The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts." The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you. You've broken your finger!"
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? A stinkasaurus.
How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink.
How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. He sleeps with a real bear.
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
What's grosser than gross? Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon. What's grosser than that? Finding a used condom on the bottom of a mayonnaise jar. What's grosser than that? When you open the refigerator and the rump rost farts in your face. You want to know what's grosser than that? When you sit on your grandpa's lap and he pops a boner. But the one thing that is grosser than that is when you are siting on your grandma's lap and she pops a boner.
When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!.