Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
What do tigers wear in bed?
Stripey pyjamas.
When should you feel sorry for a skunk?
When its spray pump is out of order!.
What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?
How slime flies.
Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
It's 4:04.
Do you know where your auditor is?
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What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.
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An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
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