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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
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Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent.
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.
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What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.
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It's 4:04. Do you know where your auditor is?
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? A stinkasaurus.
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Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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