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Q: How many University Graduates does it take to change a light bulb? A: One, but it may take up to seven years!
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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What do tigers wear in bed? Stripey pyjamas.
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When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!.
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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies.
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Where do sharks come from? Sharkago.
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