What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown?
Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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What do tigers wear in bed?
Stripey pyjamas.
When should you feel sorry for a skunk?
When its spray pump is out of order!.
What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?
How slime flies.
Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.