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There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left? 2 birds. The other 3 fly away!
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has 49.30 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair? A: He gets disoriented!
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has 49.27 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan; "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer." "Yeah," Satan replies. "All the more for me!" God replies, "You better send them up here immediately." Satan says, "No way. I'm keeping them." God says, "Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you." Satan laughs uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
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has 49.26 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, god, lawyer, teacher
Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag? A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
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has 49.26 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food
Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate than pro-lifers? A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, life, terrorist
How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it.
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant, marriage
Q: What do you get when you cross a elephant with a witch? A: I don’t know but she will need a very large broom!
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Two russian guys are walking down the street and they find a $100. So one says, "Ok, lets buy bread for $1 and the rest we spend on vodka?." The other says, "I don't get it, why do we need so much bread?."
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, food, money
Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, celebrity, kids
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