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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
What do you call 35,000 men with their hands up? "Iraqi Army."
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has 48.59 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: military
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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has 48.59 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.
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has 48.56 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, money
Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours. Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour. As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says: Gorgonzola! Wait, it is not on yet.
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has 48.55 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: sex
After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out. "A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—" The flustered agent interrupted. "I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."
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has 48.52 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, customer service, phone, stupid
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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has 48.49 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Why was the math textbook so sad? He had a lot of problems!
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has 48.41 % from 549 votes. More jokes about: math
What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A blowjob with handlebars.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty
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