Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times.
The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag.
Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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What do you call 35,000 men with their hands up?
"Iraqi Army."
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust?
A: The cost.
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Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours.
Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour.
As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says:
Gorgonzola!
Wait, it is not on yet.
After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out.
"A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—"
The flustered agent interrupted.
"I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."
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Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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Why was the math textbook so sad?
He had a lot of problems!
What do you call a blonde with pig tails?
A blowjob with handlebars.