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The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?" "Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a time to talk business."
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It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
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Q: What does a plumber need to know about his job? A: Sh*t runs downhill and payday is on Friday.
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Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
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Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
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A wife to her husband: "Honey, what are you doing?" "I'm reading our marriage certificate." "What for?" "I'm looking for the expiry date..."
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Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
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Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.
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What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia? A cancelled Czech!
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