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Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: Because you can see right through them!
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark? A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, redneck
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
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has 48.61 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, beer, black people, racist
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked the class for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on Little Lisa, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good, Lisa," replied the teacher. She then called on Little Tommy. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said. "Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny... Last night, during supper, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!"
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has 48.60 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: beauty, communication, family, little Johnny, teacher
What do you call 35,000 men with their hands up? "Iraqi Army."
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has 48.59 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: military
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
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has 48.59 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, geography, health
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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has 48.59 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
They say sex is a killer... Do you want to die happy?
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has 48.59 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, flirt, sex
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