The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?" "Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a time to talk business."
It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Q: What does a plumber need to know about his job? A: Sh*t runs downhill and payday is on Friday.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
A wife to her husband: "Honey, what are you doing?" "I'm reading our marriage certificate." "What for?" "I'm looking for the expiry date..."
Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.
What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia? A cancelled Czech!