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I have got a new dog. We have trained together for two months and imagine, after these two months I was able to reach him my paw and managed even barking around on command. My dog can be proud of myself.
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Cannibal Son: Mom, I don't like my brother anymore. Cannibal Mother: You shut up and eat!
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side…
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, travel
What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do? Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
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Q: Where do cowboys cook their meals? A: On the range.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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