Q: There is a $100 bill sitting in the middle of a 4 way intersection, at one side there is a man hating dike, at another side, there is Santa, at another side there is the Easter Bunny, and at the las side there is a man loving lesbian. Who gets the $100 bill?
A: The man hating dike because all others are a figure of your imagination.
My friend's dad went to Hungary.
I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ?
A Pedophiles ass.
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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Q: What do you call the sweat on your balls after having sex with your cousin?
A: Relative humidity.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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What do you call a black woman who got an abortion?
A member of crimestoppers of america.
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A: Full.
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!"
"I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!"
Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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