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Q: What did Data find when he went into the bathroom stall? A: Captain's log.
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Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.
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When customs finds something in your butt, how do you act surprised?
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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
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I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.
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I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
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Yo mama so scary, every time someone throws shots, she calls the police.
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According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a women are their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.
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Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
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