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In high school, you can't go out to lunch because it's not allowed whereas in college, you can't go out to lunch because you can't afford it.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: college, school
I have got a new dog. We have trained together for two months and imagine, after these two months I was able to reach him my paw and managed even barking around on command. My dog can be proud of myself.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: dog, time
A man has visited a fortune teller because he wanted to know his future. The fortune teller has taken a look at him from his head to his toes and has said: "you will be not rich because you have a very small ass and with such an ass it is not possible to sit on two seats."
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: mean, money, time, vulgar, work
Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal
Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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