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What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do? Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
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Q: Where do cowboys cook their meals? A: On the range.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow.
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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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Cannibal Son: Mom, I don't like my brother anymore. Cannibal Mother: You shut up and eat!
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Q: What happens when you feed gun powder to a chicken? A: Egg-splosion
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Marraige is a 3-ring circus. Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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