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How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Little Johnny was always late for school. When asked why he said he had to eat his popsicle. Without thinking the teacher told him to eat half his popsicle and save the other half in his pocket. Next day Johnny was on time. The teacher had history class. "What are the people in Asia called", she asked a student. "Asians", said the student. "What are the people in Africa called". "Africans" said the student. Then she asked Johnny, "What are the people in Europe called", but Johnny didn't know so the girl behind him whispered, "Euro pean." To that Johnny said, "No I'm not, that's just my popsicle."
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, food, little Johnny, school, teacher
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
Snow. One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
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has 48.63 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, kids, prison
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
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has 48.59 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, geography, health
A gay American was caught by his Filipino gay husband cheating. The American husband asked, "how did you find out?" The Filipino husband replied, "through my Western Union Receipts."
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has 48.59 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: gay, geography, marriage, money
‘I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.’ Steve Martin
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has 48.58 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: sex
Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos.
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