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The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side…
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What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do? Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
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Q: Where do cowboys cook their meals? A: On the range.
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Q: What happens when you feed gun powder to a chicken? A: Egg-splosion
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Marraige is a 3-ring circus. Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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There is a lady laying in bed. At about midnight her husband comes walking in with a sheep under his arm and says ”That’s the fat pig I’ve been sleeping with when I’m not sleeping with you.” His wife gets a confused look on her face and states ”but honey that’s not a pig its a sheep.” Her husband says ”Shut up pig I’m talking to the sheep!”
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Three old men were sitting on a porch. "I wish I could take a healthy piss," said one. "I wish I could take a healthy crap," said another. "I can take a crap at 6 AM and a piss at 11 AM. I just wish I could get up before noon."
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