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A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
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Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise ship that sank in the Bermuda Triangle. They made it to an uninhabited island. Two weeks later the woman jumped off a cliff because she was so ashamed of what she was doing. Two weeks after that the two men buried her because they were so ashamed of what they were doing. Two more weeks passed by and the men dug her up again–being so ashamed of what they were doing.
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No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
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There are no comets. Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walk s to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, driving, stupid
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Did you hear that Saddam Hussein won the toss ? A: He elected to receive.
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring time.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: sport
The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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