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A man was fishing in the jungle. After a while another angler came to join him. "Have you had any bites?" asked the second man. "Yes, lots," replied the first one, "but they were all mosquitoes."
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How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race? A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
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Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"  Mother: „No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"
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What do you call 35,000 men with their hands up? "Iraqi Army."
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Mexicans cross the border 1...2...and 4 at one time, never 3. why? Because the sign says - no tres passing.
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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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How do Chinese people name their kids? Throw a spoon down the stairs. CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
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