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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side…
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What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do? Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
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Q: Where do cowboys cook their meals? A: On the range.
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I have got a new dog. We have trained together for two months and imagine, after these two months I was able to reach him my paw and managed even barking around on command. My dog can be proud of myself.
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A man has visited a fortune teller because he wanted to know his future. The fortune teller has taken a look at him from his head to his toes and has said: "you will be not rich because you have a very small ass and with such an ass it is not possible to sit on two seats."
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Q: What happens when you feed gun powder to a chicken? A: Egg-splosion
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Marraige is a 3-ring circus. Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
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