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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
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You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
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Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
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You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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How many French men does it take to defend the city of Paris? Don't know...its never been done.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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