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Three old men were sitting on a porch. "I wish I could take a healthy piss," said one. "I wish I could take a healthy crap," said another. "I can take a crap at 6 AM and a piss at 11 AM. I just wish I could get up before noon."
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health, time
Cannibal Son: Mom, I don't like my brother anymore. Cannibal Mother: You shut up and eat!
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, family, food
Kind of surprised hipsters haven't started tying their beard's in man buns yet.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: hipster
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal
Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
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