Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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At a rally John McCain was asked if he wore boxers or briefs.
He replied, "Depends."
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Q: How does a blonde order a root beer?
A: Extra large, hold the roots.
They put one man on the moon.
Why can’t they put them all there?
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay!
Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?
Cows-mopolitan!