Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
A guy walks into a store.
He goes up to the clerk and holds up his hand.
In his hand he's holding a big pile of crap.
He looks at the clerk with the biggest expression of relief and says, "Whew, that was close. Look what I almost stepped in."
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
A waitress walks up to a man to take his order.
"I'd like to get the turtle soup, please."
The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead.
"Hold the turtle, make it pea!"
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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At a rally John McCain was asked if he wore boxers or briefs.
He replied, "Depends."
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Q: How does a blonde order a root beer?
A: Extra large, hold the roots.
They put one man on the moon.
Why can’t they put them all there?