We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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What did the mama bear say to her cub?
"Don't go out in your bear feet!"
For all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free”.
Here’s an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why?
Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire
Pig, just to get a little sausage…
Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet?
A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
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