Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out all over the screen.
Money is not everything.
There’s also MasterCard and Visa.
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay!
Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?
Cows-mopolitan!
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?
Cow chow.
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.