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Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. "How do you breathe through something so small?"
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Woman: When you're finished with me, will my husband think I'm beautiful? Beautician: Maybe. Does he still drink a lot?
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The tax advisor had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach. Suddenly she piped up, "Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as income or a long-term capital gain?"
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Q: Where do cowboys cook their meals? A: On the range.
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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? A. One - men will screw anything. B. One - men will screw up anything. C. Five - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine. Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died. "You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God." Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"
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Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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My girlfriend always laughs during sex – no matter what she’s reading.
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What kind of food do maths teachers eat? Square meals!
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