It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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Teacher: Billy, how do you spell "Crocodile"?
Billy: ‘K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Billy: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
Q. Why don't lions eat clowns?
A. Because they taste funny.
Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70?
A: Because 69's a mouthful.
"I'd like to seek divorce. My wife hasn't spoken with me more than half year."
"Are you stupid? It's a dream of every man."
One day Adam and his parents were at the mall.
Adams mum gave him a $5 note and sent him on his way.
He got a bag of chips and a drink.
He went outside and his mum and dad weren't there.
Why did God give women legs?
So they don't leave a trail like a slug.
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Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?
A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing them from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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