Q: Why did the white man cross the road? A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
Q: Did you hear that Saddam Hussein won the toss ? A: He elected to receive.
I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits.
How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the blender.
Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21.
After his divorce Mr. Jones realized that poker isn’t the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a staggering financial loss.
How fast can a women drive? 68 mph. If she hits 69, she flips over and blows a rod.
What are the similarities between a new wife and a tornado, there's a lot of suckin and blowin and then u lose ur house.
A worm gets out from cherry compote and, after he stretches a little, says satisfied: I love sauna!
My wife came in complaining about me never lifting a finger in the house. So I did - the middle one.