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We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
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Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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What did the mama bear say to her cub? "Don't go out in your bear feet!"
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has 48.25 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: kids
For all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free”. Here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage…
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Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet? A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
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has 48.25 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, geography, morbid, sport
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