What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?
Shark absorbers.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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What's the important part of a horse?
The manr part.
You're not alone.
Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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A waitress walks up to a man to take his order.
"I'd like to get the turtle soup, please."
The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead.
"Hold the turtle, make it pea!"
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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At a rally John McCain was asked if he wore boxers or briefs.
He replied, "Depends."
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Q: How does a blonde order a root beer?
A: Extra large, hold the roots.