Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?
Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
How can you tell when a skunk is angry?
It raises a stink.
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?
He always liked to make a stink.
What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?
Shark absorbers.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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