Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay!
Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
Vote:
What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?
Cows-mopolitan!
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?
Cow chow.
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.
What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get?
"Beeflt!"
What US state has the most cows?
Moosouri.
What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?
Wheelburrows.