Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.
How does herpes leave the hospital?
On crotches.
Vote:
A kid asks his father:
Kid: Daddy why do i have to go to bed?
Dad: Because the bed wont come to you.
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case.
Q: Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?
A: There was a face-off in the corner.
Vote:
Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?
A month later he was picking his teeth.
What is height of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip.
Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk.
He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
Vote:
A diner complained, "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
His waiter replied, "That's entirely possible; our cook used to be a tailor."
Q: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?
A: It's called Sosumi.