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"What is love, at last?" asks the dentist. And the cardiologist: "Love is a toothache.. but inside the heart!"
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What's the difference between a man and an ox? Fifteen pounds and a six-pack.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night? He controls himself.
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Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed.
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Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: age, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
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Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.
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