Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
How does herpes leave the hospital? On crotches.
A kid asks his father: Kid: Daddy why do i have to go to bed? Dad: Because the bed wont come to you.
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case.
Q: Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game? A: There was a face-off in the corner.
Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden? A month later he was picking his teeth.
What is height of Fashion? Dhoti with a zip.
Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
A diner complained, "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" His waiter replied, "That's entirely possible; our cook used to be a tailor."
Q: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? A: It's called Sosumi.