"What is love, at last?" asks the dentist. And the cardiologist: "Love is a toothache.. but inside the heart!"
What's the difference between a man and an ox? Fifteen pounds and a six-pack.
How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night? He controls himself.
Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed.
Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.