Best jokes ever

Wife to husband: ‘One more word and I’m going straight back to mother!’ Husband: ‘Taxi!!’
Vote: has 44.13 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: marriage
What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip.
Vote: has 44.13 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty
A young woman for whom a marriage with an old man was being arranged by her parents refused to go through with the ceremony because as she put it, " I don't want to feel old age creeping on me!"
Vote: has 44.13 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, marriage, women
What kind of rings do men need for marriage? Engagement Ring Wedding Ring Suffe-Ring Endu-Ring
Vote: has 44.13 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: marriage
Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
Vote: has 43.94 % from 104 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: death, women
Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit.
Vote: has 43.93 % from 75 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, black people
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
Vote: has 43.92 % from 125 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, racist
I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man. Love, To forgive him and; Patience, For his moods. Because if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death.
Vote: has 43.90 % from 23 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: death, love, women
I've some bread dough in my pants. Wanna see if it rises?
Vote: has 43.90 % from 23 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty
Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.
Vote: has 43.90 % from 23 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: marriage