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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.
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What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak.
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A Blonde was at a gumball machine. She put a quarter in and kept getting a gumball out. The man behind her asked if he could get a gumball. She said, "Shut up! I'm WINNING!"
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire? A bunny with money.
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What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales.
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What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud.
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What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow.
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Bigamy is having one wife too many, but so is monogamy.
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