The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."
Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths?
A: Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
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"What is love, at last?" asks the dentist.
And the cardiologist: "Love is a toothache.. but inside the heart!"
Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics?
He had it bronzed.
Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.