There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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What do you call a cow on a trampoline?
A milkshake.
Q: Why are Christmas trees better than Men?
A: Even the small ones give satisfaction.
Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach?
No, you should do it on a computer.
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Good news, I've been given a goldfish for my birthday...
The bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!
During a conversation regarding new potential Johny's job:
"Johny, tell us and what is your weak feature?"
Johny: "Openness!"
Interviewer: "But the openness isn't a weak feature!"
Johny: "Ok, but I fuck what you think!"
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What is the geographical definition of s*x?
Ans: It is an action done by the polland in the holland between the thailand with the little help of greece.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were atop a 5 story building when a genie appeared and told them to run to the edge, jump off, and name anything they want to become.
the brunette ran, jumped off, and said butterfly, the redhead ran jumped and said eagle, the blonde ran tripped over the edge and said "ah shit!"
Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman?
When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.