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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths? A: Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
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"What is love, at last?" asks the dentist. And the cardiologist: "Love is a toothache.. but inside the heart!"
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: life, love
Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men, sport
Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
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Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.
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