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Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths? A: Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
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"What is love, at last?" asks the dentist. And the cardiologist: "Love is a toothache.. but inside the heart!"
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: life, love
How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night? He controls himself.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my front yard. I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg. That'll blow his little mind.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: age, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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