Most babies born today are very young.
A Lalu brought a simple, spendthrift wife from a small town in Bihar. He convinced her that they should go for Honeymoon. The wife would not understand complex term as honeymoon and kept asking for explanation. Lalu said, "Let me feel you my manhood in Honeymoon and you would know." They went. Had lots of fun and came back. Wife back at home asked, "I still don’t understand what is this honeymoon that we went for." The Husband said, "Oh, we were together, had so many hugs, kisses, varieties of sex, jokes, fun all that is honeymoon." The spendthrift wife got angry, "You should have told me that before. Back in town, Malu, Kalu, Suru and I were together all the times, and had this fun without spending a dime of my money."
Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta
Q: What does pontiac stand for? A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Q: How do you start a riot in Mexico? A: You roll a penny
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.
Q: What does a homo say to another gay going on vacation? A: Can I help you pack your shit?
I never married because there was no need – I have three pets which serve the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late every night.
The absent-minded teacher paused to chat awhile with one of her students, then asked, "Which way was I going when I stopped to talk to you?" "That way", the student pointed. ''Good,'' said the teacher, ''then I've had my lunch."