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Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.
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Customer: "Waiter, this soup tastes funny." Waiter: "Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?"
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: food, life
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? A: Full.
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has 48.02 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: sex
Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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A blonde calls a pizza place to have one ordered to her house. They ask her if she wants the pizza cut into 6 or 12 pieces and she says, "Cut it into 6, I could never eat 12 pieces."
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In a stork?
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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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The teacher asks a student "If you have $5 and billy takes $3, how much do you have left?" The student replies "Not enough for fucking lunch and billy ain't gonna have no got damn teeth left stealing my 3 dollars."
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