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There are a hundred holes in the body of a woman; one of them would be filled with a penis and 99 others could be filled with money.
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Little Johnny was in Maths class when his teacher asked him: "Johnny, if your Mother had to repay a loan of $100,000, and you gave her $50,000, what would she need to repay the loan?" Johnny replied, "To repay the loan? $50,000 more. To stay alive? CPR."
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has 47.86 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black humor, little Johnny, math, money, vulgar
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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Question: Why do women have smaller feet than men? Answer: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm. He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"
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How did Barack propose to Michelle? He got on one knee, pulled out a ring, and said "I don't wanna be obamaself."
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has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: marriage, political, wedding
Why did Hitler go to the eye doctor? Because he can Nazi.
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole? A: Bestiality
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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
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has 47.77 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, racist
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