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Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began. "ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ." "Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P? "It's running down my leg."
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How do barmen surf the web? On the Gin-ternet.
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A brain walks into a bar and says, "Ill have a pint of beer please. "The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I cant serve you." "Why not?" askes the brain. "Youre already out of your head."
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
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How do you caculate the population of Russia? You roll a bottle of vodka down the street.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
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Man: "What you have prepared to eat today?" Wife: "Nothing." Man: "But you did nothing yesterday." Wife : "I made it for two days."
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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What does an octopus take on a camping trip? Tentacles.
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