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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink.
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Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight.
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Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.
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What US state has the most cows? Moosouri.
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Q: What did the butcher say when he backed into the meat-grinder? A: Looks like I'm getting a little behind in my work!
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What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? ‘Oh look! Doughnut seeds!’
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Q. Why don't lions eat clowns? A. Because they taste funny.
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