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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.
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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow.
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Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria.
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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