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How do you get a blonde to drown? Put a scratch and sniff on the showerhead.
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Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
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Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria.
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One roomate said to another, “Man, this morning I woke up with white crud around my mouth!” The other roomate said, “Oh, that's my fault, I guess I missed!”
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
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Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
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