Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink.
Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight.
Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.
What US state has the most cows? Moosouri.
Q: What did the butcher say when he backed into the meat-grinder? A: Looks like I'm getting a little behind in my work!
What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? ‘Oh look! Doughnut seeds!’
Q. Why don't lions eat clowns? A. Because they taste funny.