Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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