Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.