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Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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