Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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