Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
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2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
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Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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