Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.