Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same.
Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
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