Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman