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Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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