The best animal jokes

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
Where do sharks come from? Sharkago.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, Yo mama
Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, elephant
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog, food
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, finally the bear says, "excuse me ,do you have problems with crap sticking to your furr when you go?" The rabbit replies, "WHY NO".....so then the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal
A woman walks into a bar with her 5 pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is feeling a little bit queasy. A few minutes go buy and the guy looks at her and blows his chunks. He looks down and sees the little dog struggling in a pool of vomit and says, "Whoa, I don't remember eating that!"
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, bar, dog
A beautiful princess comes upon a frog in a meadow near her castle. The frog hops into the princess' lap and says, "My lady, one kiss from you, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I once was, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set-up housekeeping in yon castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever be happy doing so." That night, as the princess dines on lightly sauteed frog legs, she chuckles to herself, "I don't f**kin' think so."
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has 49.31 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: animal, beauty, marriage
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show? A: The feather forecast!
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, duck