What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit.
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk? An udder failure.
I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
What's a rabbits favorite book? Hop on Pop.