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What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow.
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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos.
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What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.
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What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle.
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What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail.
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What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit.
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Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk? An udder failure.
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I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
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Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.
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