Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created. 
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What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys?
Rhesus Pieces.
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Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhea.
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock.
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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