What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail.
What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit.
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk? An udder failure.
I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.
Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits feet.