The best animal jokes

Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.
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What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
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What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, lawyer
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church. He got colt feet.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, church
Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris