What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?
Odour in court.
What did one skunk say to another?
And so do you.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends?
A: He plays with Pooh.
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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast.
They taste like chicken.
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Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus?
A: Captain Squid.