The best animal jokes

What did one skunk say to another? And so do you.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends? A: He plays with Pooh.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, life, music
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
How do you start a teddy bear race? Ready, teddy, go.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food, time