The best animal jokes

"May I buy half a rabbit?" "No, we don't split hares."
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What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, old people
What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.
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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.
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When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.
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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
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Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, easter
Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery.
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Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.
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