What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.
When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin.
What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane? A dandy lion.
What do tigers wear in bed? Stripey pyjamas.
How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink.
When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!.
What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies.