The best animal jokes

Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys? Rhesus Pieces.
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Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea.
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Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.
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What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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