What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?
Cow chow.
What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?
Eski-moos.
What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.
What is a moo hoo for a cow fight?
A cattle battle.
What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?
A tail pail.
What do you get from a cowmedian?
Cream of Wit.
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
I hear you take milk baths.
That's right.
Why?
I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock.