What do you get from a cowmedian?
Cream of Wit.
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
I hear you take milk baths.
That's right.
Why?
I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock.
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get?
"Beeflt!"
Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual?
No, only medium rare.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?
A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
What's a rabbits favorite book?
Hop on Pop.