"May I buy half a rabbit?"
"No, we don't split hares."
What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits?
Rabbits habits.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
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What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.
What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?
Haremail.
When do rabbits have buck teeth?
When their parents won't get them braces.
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?
Rabbit Hood.
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.
Why did the rabbits go on strike?
They wanted a better celery.
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
For hare care.