The best animal jokes

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
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Why do lions always eat raw meat? "Because they don't know how to cook."
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What do you call a bear with no teeth, a gummy bear!
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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and sheep? A wooly jumper.
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Q: Why did the duck go to Brooklyn? A: To buy some quack.
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Q: What's the difference between a dog and a fox? A: About eight beers.
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What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit? A rubbit!
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What's green green green green green? A frog rolling down a hill.
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Why did the frog walk across the road? He didn't... he jumped.
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What do you call a frog with no legs? It doesn't matter- he won't come anyway.
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