Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?
Because when she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake?
A: A jump rope!
Teacher: Give me an example of animal.
Jimmy: Frog
Teacher: Give me another.
Jimmy: Another Frog.
Q: What's a tiger running a copy machine called?
A: A copycat!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere.
Everytime the man moved close to the sheep, his dog would snarl and growl at him.
One day while walking the island he discovered a lovely naked lady who also had just become marooned.
"Finally, some company!" he thought.
While sitting on the shore and the watching the sunset with his new female friend, he slowly leaned over and whispered in her ear, "Hey, could you go walk the dog?"
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How do you call a Triceratops with horns on his butt?
Tricera-bottoms.
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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What do ducks wear to party's?
A duck-sedo!
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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