The best animal jokes

What color socks do bears wear? (They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!)
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake? A: A jump rope!
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for?"
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, time
What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired? It got toad!!
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere. Everytime the man moved close to the sheep, his dog would snarl and growl at him. One day while walking the island he discovered a lovely naked lady who also had just become marooned. "Finally, some company!" he thought. While sitting on the shore and the watching the sunset with his new female friend, he slowly leaned over and whispered in her ear, "Hey, could you go walk the dog?"
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, dog
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said, "Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers. He could be fired for that." "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!" "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
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has 38.50 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, kids, ugly
How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? Unhoppy.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
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has 38.25 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography
One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on her house-coat and went looking for him. When a police officer stopped to ask what she was doing, she said very honestly, "I'm looking for LOVE." The policeman arrested her on the spot.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, cop, women
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