What did the frog say to the fly?
You are really starting to bug me!
The little snail begs for his mother:
Mother, please let me pass the rail road!
Thunder dear, not now.
In five hours the train passes.
What's green with bumps?
A frog with the measles!
What’s a black spot between two white spots?
A fly with cotton wool in her ears!
This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet.
Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.
Vote:
Bears do not eat bears.
Tigers do not eat tigers.
Dogs do not eat dogs.
Cats stopped eating kebabs.
What's green and red?
A very mad frog.
Why did the frog cross the street?
Because the chicken crossed the road.
Q. What did one frog say to another?
A. You're such a WART!
What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and crosses the road again?
A dirty double-crosser!