What did the frog say to the fly? You are really starting to bug me!
The little snail begs for his mother: Mother, please let me pass the rail road! Thunder dear, not now. In five hours the train passes.
What's green with bumps? A frog with the measles!
What’s a black spot between two white spots? A fly with cotton wool in her ears!
This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet. Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.
Bears do not eat bears. Tigers do not eat tigers. Dogs do not eat dogs. Cats stopped eating kebabs.
What's green and red? A very mad frog.
Why did the frog cross the street? Because the chicken crossed the road.
Q. What did one frog say to another? A. You're such a WART!
What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and crosses the road again? A dirty double-crosser!