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The little snail begs for his mother: Mother, please let me pass the rail road! Thunder dear, not now. In five hours the train passes.
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This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet. Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.
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has 15.91 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, masturbation, men, women
What's green with bumps? A frog with the measles!
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has 15.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal
What’s a black spot between two white spots? A fly with cotton wool in her ears!
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has 15.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q. What did one frog say to another? A. You're such a WART!
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has 14.67 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's green and red? A very mad frog.
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has 14.67 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and crosses the road again? A dirty double-crosser!
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has 14.67 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
What did the frog say to the fly? You are really starting to bug me!
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has 14.23 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why do zebras have stripes? Because the spots where all over.
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has 13.56 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? (A teddy boar!)
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