Me: Hey look its Nemo!
Worker: Sir, that's a clown fish.
Me: Bitch, that's a Nemo!
Q: Why do fish live in to the salt water?
A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!
Why did the frog cross the street?
Because the chicken crossed the road.
"Yes, ma'am," the old salt confided to the inquisitive lady, "I fell over the side of the ship, and a shark he come along and grabbed me by the leg."
"Merciful providence!" his hearer gasped. "And what did you do?"
"Let 'im 'ave the leg, o' course, ma'am. I never argues with sharks."
Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
He liked a good croak and dagger.
How about we spank each other and call ourselves even?
Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?
He set a new lap record.
What did the frog say to the fly?
You are really starting to bug me!
The little snail begs for his mother:
Mother, please let me pass the rail road!
Thunder dear, not now.
In five hours the train passes.
Why couldn't the skunk use her phone?
It was out of odor!