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Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? He liked a good croak and dagger.
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What does a frog say when it sees something' great? Toadly awesome!
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How about we spank each other and call ourselves even?
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Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
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What did the frog say to the fly? You are really starting to bug me!
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has 15.98 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
The little snail begs for his mother: Mother, please let me pass the rail road! Thunder dear, not now. In five hours the train passes.
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Why couldn't the skunk use her phone? It was out of odor!
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Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were having a conversation one fine Sunday evening. One remarked to the other, ‘I got a new hearing device and it works fine?' The second said, ‘oh yes, my grandchildren just love the gifts of my choice.' The third one who noticed the hearing device in the ear of the first one asked, what kind is it?' The one with the brand new hearing device answered ‘about 6 O'clock'. All three of them looked up in the birds in the sky and said, "Birds of the same feather ‘flock' together."
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has 15.98 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, kids, old people, time
How do you make a cat be a dog? Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match. It will go 'WOOF.'
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has 15.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog
What's green with bumps? A frog with the measles!
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