The best animal jokes

Me: Hey look its Nemo! Worker: Sir, that's a clown fish. Me: Bitch, that's a Nemo!
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has 17.19 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
Q: Why do fish live in to the salt water? A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!
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has 16.69 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
Why did the frog cross the street? Because the chicken crossed the road.
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has 16.16 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
"Yes, ma'am," the old salt confided to the inquisitive lady, "I fell over the side of the ship, and a shark he come along and grabbed me by the leg." "Merciful providence!" his hearer gasped. "And what did you do?" "Let 'im 'ave the leg, o' course, ma'am. I never argues with sharks."
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has 16.16 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? He liked a good croak and dagger.
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has 16.16 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity
How about we spank each other and call ourselves even?
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has 16.16 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal
Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
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has 16.16 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal
What did the frog say to the fly? You are really starting to bug me!
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has 15.98 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
The little snail begs for his mother: Mother, please let me pass the rail road! Thunder dear, not now. In five hours the train passes.
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has 15.98 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why couldn't the skunk use her phone? It was out of odor!
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has 15.98 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
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