The best animal jokes

What's green and red? A very mad frog.
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has 14.67 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and crosses the road again? A dirty double-crosser!
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has 14.67 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
What did the frog say to the fly? You are really starting to bug me!
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has 14.23 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why do zebras have stripes? Because the spots where all over.
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has 13.56 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? (A teddy boar!)
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has 13.56 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
A man goes into a pub with a cat sitting on his head. The barman pulls him a pint and says,‘Look I don’t know if you know it but there’s a cat sitting on your head.’ ‘What of it?’ asks the man.‘I always wear a cat on my head on a Monday.’ ‘But today’s Tuesday,’ replies the barman. ‘Oh God.Is it?’ says the man. ‘I must look a right prat.’
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has 13.56 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
Bears do not eat bears. Tigers do not eat tigers. Dogs do not eat dogs. Cats stopped eating kebabs.
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has 13.02 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog, food
Question: What do you get when you cross a shark and a parrot? Answer: a creature that talks your ear off.
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has 12.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, parrot
Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina? A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.
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has 12.10 % from 216 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, republican
Two guys meet: "Where were you lost my friend? says one of them." "Well, I took my kids to the zoo..." "And what kind of animals did you see there?" "The tiger... Huge and Scary! Full of stripes... Slowly walking inside the cage. She was “ahgrrr...” "Are you kidding me men? The tiger doesn’t go “ahgrrr..” … She “grrrrsss..”! "Right, ok.. But when you get too close to her face... !"
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has 11.98 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, kids
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