The best animal jokes

Q: What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny? A: A Cold dog on a bun.
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has 17.55 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog
A man bought a dachshund for his six children so they’d have a dog they could all pet at once.
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has 17.55 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
Me: Hey look its Nemo! Worker: Sir, that's a clown fish. Me: Bitch, that's a Nemo!
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has 16.64 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
What's green and red? A very mad frog.
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has 16.16 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
How about we spank each other and call ourselves even?
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has 16.16 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal
So...I had this rabbit that died of heatstroke after a week and I didn't have a time to name it. So after it died and was on my lap the name came to me...I'll call it floppy!
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has 15.98 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why God did made the snake before lawyers? To exercise.
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has 15.98 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, god, lawyer
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? (A teddy boar!)
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has 15.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were having a conversation one fine Sunday evening. One remarked to the other, ‘I got a new hearing device and it works fine?' The second said, ‘oh yes, my grandchildren just love the gifts of my choice.' The third one who noticed the hearing device in the ear of the first one asked, what kind is it?' The one with the brand new hearing device answered ‘about 6 O'clock'. All three of them looked up in the birds in the sky and said, "Birds of the same feather ‘flock' together."
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has 14.74 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, kids, old people, time
What's green with bumps? A frog with the measles!
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has 14.73 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal
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