What did the frog say to the fly? You are really starting to bug me!
The little snail begs for his mother: Mother, please let me pass the rail road! Thunder dear, not now. In five hours the train passes.
This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet. Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.
What's green with bumps? A frog with the measles!
What’s a black spot between two white spots? A fly with cotton wool in her ears!
Q: Why do fish live in to the salt water? A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!
Bears do not eat bears. Tigers do not eat tigers. Dogs do not eat dogs. Cats stopped eating kebabs.
What's green and red? A very mad frog.
Why did the frog cross the street? Because the chicken crossed the road.
Q. What did one frog say to another? A. You're such a WART!