The best animal jokes

"Yes, ma'am," the old salt confided to the inquisitive lady, "I fell over the side of the ship, and a shark he come along and grabbed me by the leg." "Merciful providence!" his hearer gasped. "And what did you do?" "Let 'im 'ave the leg, o' course, ma'am. I never argues with sharks."
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Q. What's black and white and green? A. A frog sitting on a newspaper.
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Name an animal that lives in Lapland? A reindeer Good, now name another. Another reindeer!
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I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do!
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Q: Why do fish live in to the salt water? A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!
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has 15.98 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
The little snail begs for his mother: Mother, please let me pass the rail road! Thunder dear, not now. In five hours the train passes.
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What's green with bumps? A frog with the measles!
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has 15.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal
What’s a black spot between two white spots? A fly with cotton wool in her ears!
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How do you make a cat be a dog? Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match. It will go 'WOOF.'
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has 14.74 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog
What's green and red? A very mad frog.
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