The best animal jokes

How do you make a cat be a dog? Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match. It will go 'WOOF.'
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has 15.33 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog
What's green with bumps? A frog with the measles!
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has 15.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal
What’s a black spot between two white spots? A fly with cotton wool in her ears!
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has 15.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal
Bears do not eat bears. Tigers do not eat tigers. Dogs do not eat dogs. Cats stopped eating kebabs.
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has 14.73 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog, food
What's green and red? A very mad frog.
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has 14.67 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and crosses the road again? A dirty double-crosser!
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has 14.67 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
What did the frog say to the fly? You are really starting to bug me!
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has 14.23 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why do zebras have stripes? Because the spots where all over.
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has 13.56 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? (A teddy boar!)
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has 13.56 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
A man goes into a pub with a cat sitting on his head. The barman pulls him a pint and says,‘Look I don’t know if you know it but there’s a cat sitting on your head.’ ‘What of it?’ asks the man.‘I always wear a cat on my head on a Monday.’ ‘But today’s Tuesday,’ replies the barman. ‘Oh God.Is it?’ says the man. ‘I must look a right prat.’
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has 13.56 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
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