The best animal jokes

How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling? She’s got that down-in-the-mouth look.
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has 18.30 % from 4 votes. More jokes about: animal
What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.
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has 18.29 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, disgusting, dog
The mouse and the elephant stay on the trunk of a smitten tree. Near them passes the giraffe, who asks them: Who pulled out this tree from his root? Me off course, says the mouse, but the elephant helped a bit.
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has 17.94 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal
Me: Hey look its Nemo! Worker: Sir, that's a clown fish. Me: Bitch, that's a Nemo!
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has 17.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
Q. What's black and white and green? A. A frog sitting on a newspaper.
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has 17.55 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
So...I had this rabbit that died of heatstroke after a week and I didn't have a time to name it. So after it died and was on my lap the name came to me...I'll call it floppy!
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has 17.55 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why couldn't the skunk use her phone? It was out of odor!
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has 17.55 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
How do you make a cat be a dog? Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match. It will go 'WOOF.'
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has 16.33 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog
"Yes, ma'am," the old salt confided to the inquisitive lady, "I fell over the side of the ship, and a shark he come along and grabbed me by the leg." "Merciful providence!" his hearer gasped. "And what did you do?" "Let 'im 'ave the leg, o' course, ma'am. I never argues with sharks."
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has 16.16 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? He liked a good croak and dagger.
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has 16.16 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity
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