The best animal jokes

Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
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has 19.25 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, Christmas, stupid, Yo mama
Have you seen the offices of the RSPCA? It’s tiny; you couldn’t swing a cat in there.
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has 18.69 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why God did made the snake before lawyers? To exercise.
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has 18.30 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, god, lawyer
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling? She’s got that down-in-the-mouth look.
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has 18.30 % from 4 votes. More jokes about: animal
The mouse and the elephant stay on the trunk of a smitten tree. Near them passes the giraffe, who asks them: Who pulled out this tree from his root? Me off course, says the mouse, but the elephant helped a bit.
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has 17.94 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal
So...I had this rabbit that died of heatstroke after a week and I didn't have a time to name it. So after it died and was on my lap the name came to me...I'll call it floppy!
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has 17.55 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do!
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has 17.55 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
One day, two skunks named In and Out, asked their mother if they could go into a store and play. Their mother said yes, but only for an hour. An hour later, only Out came back. Their mother said, "Out, you'd better go back in and find In." About 10 seconds later, Out comes back with In. Their mother asked how Out found In so quickly. "Easy." Out said. "In-stincts."
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has 17.45 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal
What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.
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has 17.45 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, disgusting, dog
What's green and red? A very mad frog.
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has 17.31 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
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