How does a frog confuse you?
When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
Q. What did the frog say to the fly?
A. You are really starting to bug me!
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?
She’s got that down-in-the-mouth look.
What is the definition of revenge?
A baby with a dog in its mouth.
Vote:
The mouse and the elephant stay on the trunk of a smitten tree.
Near them passes the giraffe, who asks them:
Who pulled out this tree from his root?
Me off course, says the mouse, but the elephant helped a bit.
Q. How does a frog confuse you?
A. When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
Q: What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny?
A: A Cold dog on a bun.
A man bought a dachshund for his six children so they’d have a dog they could all pet at once.
I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do!
One day, two skunks named In and Out, asked their mother if they could go into a store and play.
Their mother said yes, but only for an hour.
An hour later, only Out came back.
Their mother said, "Out, you'd better go back in and find In."
About 10 seconds later, Out comes back with In.
Their mother asked how Out found In so quickly.
"Easy."
Out said.
"In-stincts."