The best animal jokes

I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do!
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has 16.16 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why do fish live in to the salt water? A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!
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has 15.98 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
The little snail begs for his mother: Mother, please let me pass the rail road! Thunder dear, not now. In five hours the train passes.
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has 15.98 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
How do you make a cat be a dog? Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match. It will go 'WOOF.'
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has 15.33 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog
What's green with bumps? A frog with the measles!
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has 15.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal
What’s a black spot between two white spots? A fly with cotton wool in her ears!
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has 15.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's green and red? A very mad frog.
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has 14.67 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and crosses the road again? A dirty double-crosser!
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has 14.67 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
Bears do not eat bears. Tigers do not eat tigers. Dogs do not eat dogs. Cats stopped eating kebabs.
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has 14.26 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog, food
What did the frog say to the fly? You are really starting to bug me!
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has 14.23 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
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