The best animal jokes

Bears do not eat bears. Tigers do not eat tigers. Dogs do not eat dogs. Cats stopped eating kebabs.
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has 14.46 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog, food
What’s a black spot between two white spots? A fly with cotton wool in her ears!
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has 14.26 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal
"Yes, ma'am," the old salt confided to the inquisitive lady, "I fell over the side of the ship, and a shark he come along and grabbed me by the leg." "Merciful providence!" his hearer gasped. "And what did you do?" "Let 'im 'ave the leg, o' course, ma'am. I never argues with sharks."
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has 14.23 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
Name an animal that lives in Lapland? A reindeer Good, now name another. Another reindeer!
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has 14.23 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
Question: What do you get when you cross a shark and a parrot? Answer: a creature that talks your ear off.
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has 13.67 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, parrot
Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina? A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.
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has 13.64 % from 237 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, republican
What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and crosses the road again? A dirty double-crosser!
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has 13.47 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why did the frog cross the street? Because the chicken crossed the road.
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has 13.47 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal
Little Billy sits on his neighbour fence. After a while he asks surprised: Sir, how come your pig has only tree legs? Because I used only one leg for the stock.
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has 13.14 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: animal
How do you make a cat be a dog? Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match. It will go 'WOOF.'
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has 13.02 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog
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