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Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were having a conversation one fine Sunday evening. One remarked to the other, ‘I got a new hearing device and it works fine?' The second said, ‘oh yes, my grandchildren just love the gifts of my choice.' The third one who noticed the hearing device in the ear of the first one asked, what kind is it?' The one with the brand new hearing device answered ‘about 6 O'clock'. All three of them looked up in the birds in the sky and said, "Birds of the same feather ‘flock' together."
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has 15.98 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, kids, old people, time
What's green with bumps? A frog with the measles!
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has 15.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal
What’s a black spot between two white spots? A fly with cotton wool in her ears!
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has 15.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? (A teddy boar!)
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has 15.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
Bears do not eat bears. Tigers do not eat tigers. Dogs do not eat dogs. Cats stopped eating kebabs.
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has 14.82 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog, food
Name an animal that lives in Lapland? A reindeer Good, now name another. Another reindeer!
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has 14.23 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
Question: What do you get when you cross a shark and a parrot? Answer: a creature that talks your ear off.
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has 14.19 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, parrot
How do you make a cat be a dog? Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match. It will go 'WOOF.'
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has 13.82 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog
Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina? A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.
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has 13.62 % from 231 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, republican
Q. What did one frog say to another? A. You're such a WART!
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has 13.56 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
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