The best animal jokes

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? (A teddy boar!)
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has 15.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
Bears do not eat bears. Tigers do not eat tigers. Dogs do not eat dogs. Cats stopped eating kebabs.
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has 14.82 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog, food
Question: What do you get when you cross a shark and a parrot? Answer: a creature that talks your ear off.
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has 14.74 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, parrot
How do you make a cat be a dog? Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match. It will go 'WOOF.'
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has 14.26 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog
Name an animal that lives in Lapland? A reindeer Good, now name another. Another reindeer!
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has 14.23 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina? A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.
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has 13.68 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, republican
Q. What did one frog say to another? A. You're such a WART!
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has 13.56 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why do zebras have stripes? Because the spots where all over.
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has 13.56 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet. Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.
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has 12.77 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, masturbation, men, women
Little Billy sits on his neighbour fence. After a while he asks surprised: Sir, how come your pig has only tree legs? Because I used only one leg for the stock.
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has 12.63 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: animal
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