What's green with bumps? A frog with the measles!
What’s a black spot between two white spots? A fly with cotton wool in her ears!
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? (A teddy boar!)
Q: Why do fish live in to the salt water? A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!
This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet. Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.
Q. What did one frog say to another? A. You're such a WART!
Why do zebras have stripes? Because the spots where all over.
Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina? A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.
Little Billy sits on his neighbour fence. After a while he asks surprised: Sir, how come your pig has only tree legs? Because I used only one leg for the stock.
What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and crosses the road again? A dirty double-crosser!