The best animal jokes

A man goes into a pub with a cat sitting on his head. The barman pulls him a pint and says,‘Look I don’t know if you know it but there’s a cat sitting on your head.’ ‘What of it?’ asks the man.‘I always wear a cat on my head on a Monday.’ ‘But today’s Tuesday,’ replies the barman. ‘Oh God.Is it?’ says the man. ‘I must look a right prat.’
has 13.56 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
Bears do not eat bears. Tigers do not eat tigers. Dogs do not eat dogs. Cats stopped eating kebabs.
has 13.02 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog, food
Question: What do you get when you cross a shark and a parrot? Answer: a creature that talks your ear off.
has 12.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, parrot
Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina? A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.
has 12.10 % from 216 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, republican
Two guys meet: "Where were you lost my friend? says one of them." "Well, I took my kids to the zoo..." "And what kind of animals did you see there?" "The tiger... Huge and Scary! Full of stripes... Slowly walking inside the cage. She was “ahgrrr...” "Are you kidding me men? The tiger doesn’t go “ahgrrr..” … She “grrrrsss..”! "Right, ok.. But when you get too close to her face... !"
has 11.98 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, kids
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.
has 11.76 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: animal
Little Billy sits on his neighbour fence. After a while he asks surprised: Sir, how come your pig has only tree legs? Because I used only one leg for the stock.
has 11.51 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q. What's green and red? A. A very mad frog.
has 9.09 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal
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