The best animal jokes

A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lively hillside where many goats were grazing. "These," she explained, "are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce." She then asked, "What do you do in America with your old goats?" A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus tours!"
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has 70.35 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, food, life, travel
The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a donkey walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the donkey's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the donkey. "Your name is written inside the cover."
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has 70.34 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: animal, bible, cowboy, time
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.
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has 70.28 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, food, racist
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
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has 70.25 % from 346 votes. More jokes about: animal, stupid, Yo mama
Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks. The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, "I think they could be bird tracks." The second blonde went to look and said, "No, I think these are deer tracks." They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks. She looked down, then got run over by the train!
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, death
A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: "See... here is the a monkey of the jungle." His wife said laughing, "That's a CAT ..." He said back to his wife, "I am talking to the cat!"
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has 70.07 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, drunk, men, wife
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? A: He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal
Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere? Yak the Ripper.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
Are shellfish warm? No they re clammy.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
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