The best animal jokes

Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.
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has 70.24 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, easter, sex
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.
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has 70.05 % from 1008 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, beauty, black people, parrot
Save the tree, eat a beaver.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
Are shellfish warm? No they re clammy.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
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has 69.96 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut.
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has 69.96 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
Bill O'Reilly and his chauffeur accidentally hit and kill a farmer's pig while driving through the country. O'Reilly tells the chauffeur to apologize to the farmer. They drive up to the farm, and the chauffeur goes inside. He is gone for a long time. When the driver returns, he explains his long absence, "Well, first the farmer shook my hand, then he offered me a beer, then his wife made me some cookies, and his daughter showered me with kisses." "Why were they so grateful?" O'Reilly asks. The chauffeur replies, "I don't know. All I told him was that I was Bill O'Reilly's driver and I'd just killed the pig."
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has 69.95 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: animal, beer, food, military
Q: Why was Tigger's head in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh!
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has 69.93 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal
Once there were three turtles. One day they decided to go on a picnic. When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda. The youngest turtle said he would go home and get it if they wouldn't eat the sandwiches until he got back. A week went by, then a month, finally a year, when the two turtles said, "Oh, come on, let's eat the sandwiches." Suddenly the little turtle popped up from behind a rock and said, "If you do, I won't go!"
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has 69.92 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: animal, time
Q: Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted? A1: Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather. A2: Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...
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has 69.86 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, disgusting
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