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A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?" The man shouted "NO why don't you all understand I want to be alone!" and he kicked the snail down the mountain. One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, "What did you do that for?"
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Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal. "There's a human with a gun, and he's getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?" To which the second skink calmly replied, "Let us spray ."
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Will I ever be able to race my horse again the owner asked the vet. The vet replied, "You certainly will, and you ll probably beat her too!"
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Girl: We have a mayor. Do you? Horse: Sure! Girl: What do you call it? Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
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You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all. Well neither can a fence!
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Q: What is a crowbar? A: A place were crows go to get a drink!
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Q: What do you call a cow playing with its self? A: Beef stroganoff.
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Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show? A: The feather forecast!
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Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
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Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
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