Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!
Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet? It lives on ice.
What do you call a show full of lions? The mane event.
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely? Because he was newt to the area.
Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold.
What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot.
What do you call a flying skunk? A smellicopter.
What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool.