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An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Shit!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"
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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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Two goldfish are in a tank. One said to the other: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
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When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture.
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Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball.
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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized.
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What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines.
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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
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What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away.
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