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Cow: "Why don't you shoo those flies?" Bull: "I ll let them go barefoot!"
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How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up.
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Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work.
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How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A.
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How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them.
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What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna.
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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.
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What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do.
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What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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