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Why are cows made for dancing? They re all born hoofers.
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What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows.
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What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round.
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Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck.
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Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!
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What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other? Isaiah.
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What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really.
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Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.
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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath? A little bear.
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Why did the indecisive chicken cross the road? To get to the other side… er, no… to go shopping… no, not that either… damn it!
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