The best animal jokes

What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh.
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has 60.36 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: animal
Two rednecks, Bubba And Billy Bob, were walking through a pasture. Bubba sees a sheep caught up in a fence and says to Billy Bob "I'm gonna get me some of that"! Bubba goes over and sticks the sheep's back feet in his rubber boots, unzips his pants and starts to have sex with the sheep. He looks over his shoulder at Billy Bob and says "Do you want some of this"? Billy Bob replies "yes let me see if I can get my shirt caught up in the fence".
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has 60.35 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, redneck, sex, stupid
Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why are cows made for dancing? They re all born hoofers.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other? Isaiah.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog
How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
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