Two rednecks, Bubba And Billy Bob, were walking through a pasture.
Bubba sees a sheep caught up in a fence and says to Billy Bob "I'm gonna get me some of that"!
Bubba goes over and sticks the sheep's back feet in his rubber boots, unzips his pants and starts to have sex with the sheep.
He looks over his shoulder at Billy Bob and says "Do you want some of this"?
Billy Bob replies "yes let me see if I can get my shirt caught up in the fence".
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
Vote:
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
(A gummy bear!)
Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully!
What does a cow like to do by a campfire?
Roast Moosmallows.
What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?
Ground round.
Why are cows made for dancing?
They re all born hoofers.
What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?
Isaiah.
What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?
A bit of a shock really.
How do you make a rabbit fast?
Don't feed it.