The best animal jokes

Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? A: Finding half a worm."
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Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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A duck walks into a pet store and asked the owner if he sold “duck-food” here. The owner said; “no, I don’t sell duck food here”. The next day the duck went back to the same pet store, and asked the owner again if he sold “duck-food” here. The owner became very angry and said; “if you ask me for “duck-food” one more time, I am going to nail your web feet to the floor!” The duck came back on the third day and asked the owner of the pet store; “do you sell any hammer and nails here?” The owner answered; “no, I don’t sell any hammer and nails here”. The duck then asked; “do you sell any “duck-food” here”?
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers? She heard he was a cowpuncher-
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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef.
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Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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