Why are cows made for dancing?
They re all born hoofers.
What does a cow like to do by a campfire?
Roast Moosmallows.
What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?
Ground round.
Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck.
Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully!
What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?
Isaiah.
What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?
A bit of a shock really.
Which rabbit was in Western movies?
Hopalong Cassidy.
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A little bear.
Why did the indecisive chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side… er, no… to go shopping… no, not that either… damn it!