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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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Why was cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.
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What's the best way to make a bull sweat? Put him in a tight jumper !
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What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a.
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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef.
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle.
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Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.
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Cow: "Why don't you shoo those flies?" Bull: "I ll let them go barefoot!"
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How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up.
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