Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
Why was cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.
What's the best way to make a bull sweat? Put him in a tight jumper !
What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a.
Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef.
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle.
Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.
Cow: "Why don't you shoo those flies?" Bull: "I ll let them go barefoot!"
How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up.