Two goldfish are in a tank.
One said to the other: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
When is a farmer like a magician?
When he turns his cow into pasture.
Where do steers go to dance?
To the Meat Ball.
Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?
She was pasteurized.
What are the spots on black-and-white cows?
Holstaines.
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.
Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever.
Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away.
What should you call a bald teddy?
Fred bear .